They have been banned from places over 300 times, but it's everyone else's fault, not theirs.

Even now

359/109

Like the Chinese are owned by them to

If I get kicked out of 300 schools, it's the school's faults, not mine.

If I fuck 300 girls it’s my fault right

109 girls with 359 chances to get it right

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me 300 times, and you are my greatest ally.

Hahah

It is time you recognised your true greatest ally

Ben Shapiro deSTroys buttholes with facts and tacos

Greatest ally

Mexico is

We want our credit now

Slave labor on demand

We want our best fren status recognised

I love when your allies blow up your Navy ships, and then strafe machine gun fire into the water to kill the surviving men.

Lol

Then there’s the Anton affair too

We can help you to make them go away

Just say "friendship with is(not)rael ended, Australia new best fren"

Actually, if you look at shared military operations, and if you look at trade treaties and who has done the least to hurt you or create competition with you.

Technically Australia is our greatest Ally

Australia was one of the only countries to help us in Vietnam.

Wtf I hate emus now

We left them out to rot

When we needed you the most

You weren't there

I wasn’t born yet my dude

I’ll kill some lamas

There’s a lama farm around here

Lest we forget

Llamas are from South America lmfao

I like how Turks were easier to kill than Emus.

Emus are far deadlier than roaches

Turks are brain dead

One well placed kick can kill a lion

Well placed

Ha