Ever

Honestly you know what the best treatment is

Get a peg leg like a cool guy

Take a guess

Wee on it

Ripping the snake's venom out and making your own antivenom on the spot

Keeping the patient calm because if they’re upset their blood pressure increases causing the venom to spread more quickly

It's antivenin for christ's sake

How do you actually treat it tho?

If you get bit by a snake try your best to keep calm. The more freaked out you get it’s gonna spread a lot more quick

Like, what's the first aid for it?

I have unearthed a deadly cable snake.

Don't you tourniquet to slow the flow?

Honestly at this exact moment I can’t remember because it’s been so damn long. But I believe for ems it’s just get them to a hospital as soon as possible

No dude

Seriously don’t do that.

With a bandage, not a belt

It doesn’t at all help

No you don’t create any kind of blockage

No u u.

What if I want to become Rattlesnake Man.

Keep the limb below the heart

Snake venom causes your flesh to severely swell. That’s why they cut you open so you can swell

Surely I've got it right now

I’m getting my book

You guys keep arguing and I'm going to show you what a trouser snake looks like.

It looks like your nose nigga

Epic owned

Okay sending pictures

Keep in mind some of this says local protocols. So the treatment in this book isn’t 100% what to do, it’s based on protocols.

I’m gonna send you guy info on blasts now too

Blasts? Just block your ears man

Protect those drums

Basically