And those with rainforests can focus on the trees

I've got fields to cultivate, so I can feed my pigs, so I can then slaughter them and sell the bacon to the brits

That's basically all we do, and why we don't have forests

Actually we never really had much forest here

We have heathlands

And I will kill anyone who would so much as dare replacing the heather with trees

The forests are up in the other nord-lands

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398991472415735810/641656399172075556/unnamed.png

*”some questions”*

Nah, there’s just a big loud no.

If she asks for that, termination, it means she will eventually cheat anyways.

You didn’t have to read it lmao

I didn’t. I saw all the emojis and dipped

No thank you.

Hairy women are a no-go.

🤢

🤮

Women’s legs don’t get that hairy any way lmao

But in winter when I’m wearing pants 24/7 I don’t shave my legs... but now I have to which kinda sucks simply because of how long it takes to shave and standing for that long

There are women who have very, very hairy legs.

>hairy legs

Shitskin women have fucking monkey arms

Hairy and disgusting

Imagine having to shave your arms to not look like a twink boy

I prefer my women to be soft, not to have a shag carpet feel.

^

I just want to go to bed, one more hour and I can call it an early bedtime

*thats normal bed time for me* 😩

tfw waking up 4:30...

https://youtu.be/ZBhVFy__nxQ

“Shag carpet feel”

The only thing I really hate about shaving is that with my legs the hair comes back prickly so my legs suddenly turn into cactus

https://youtu.be/XYSl_Ngt_gc

This is now my grandpa

@Jasse The early silent mornings, lovely time

*tired cold mornings in half coma...* 😜

>early bedtime

Weak

Go to bed at 10pm

Trying to transition back to a day time work schedule is tiring.