“Something you need to get off”, a hetero male needs a pusspuss

Heterosexuality in of itself is the natural default, I always group anything that cant produce a child as a fetish but if you want to be that broad, than yeah sure

Because you can unlearn that natural trair

*cumming into your sock is a fetish*

What you're fantasizing about is a fetush

Dornan you gotta stop making crusty socks

Well

It’s bad for your health

That's true

Plus I'm running out of them constantly

Damn

I knocked one off of my bed and when it hit the ground it shattered like glass

They ever get so hard and crusty you can just tear them in half?

Oh my god

**Master coomer**

I refer to my prior statement

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Off topic

I love winter

Pretty

I love seasons as well

I don’t understand how people don’t want seasons

I fell through the ice in the middle of a creek that day

Fun time

Yeah me neither

Taken moments before disaster

I did that once on the way to school a while ago. I feel through the creek and while we walked to school my pants froze solid

Yeah, it wasn't too bad solely because my legs got the whole burning sensation pretty quickly

My school has a uniform of khaki pants a navy blue polo so I have to go to the unfirom closet and borrow some clothes

So I wasnt cold

And that's good

I was hiking and about 2 miles in the woods

Well what’s sucks is that my underwear was still soaking wet

Ooof

The first thing I did was take my socks off

Yeah so all day I had a jacket tied around my waist

Yeah don’t wanna lose the toes

I would've asked for a plastic bag and taken them off

Dornan, goal, try to masturbate as much as you can in boot camp, and track it, just don't let your drill Sergeant find your list.