Smh my head

Mood

How boomers spend their retirement fund.

Uh, if I get stationed in Japan (most probably won't) am I obligated to get a Jap wife? Since I am an honorary boomer in most ways.

Hmm

Good question

I was told I'm either going to Germany or S. Korea

Nice, I would hope South Korea, Germany would just make me sad.

But one green beret main base is fucking Okinawa

I dont wanna go to asia

I dont have that yellow fever

South Korea is a really nice country though, if you do end up there, clean and very crime free.

🤷

I just hope I get into SF training out of basic

SK is pretty nice

Which is hard but possible

My dad was there for 6 months

The only downside he said was that all their vehicles created black clouds constantly lmao

Is crayon eating a family thing or was he something else?

Good

Wait

I just read that

You mean from the story I told you?

Or the marines things

Err

Crayon eating as in marines

Okay lmao

Yeah he was army

But my dad did eat them once...

Understandable

He ate the neon colored ones so when he pooped they’d be neon...he yelled at all his buddies to come look at his neon poop...

That sounds like a marine

I see where you get it from

I have never ate a crayon

I hate it when that happens

I have eaten clay from art class but never a crayon

I ate the clay for money

Easiest money I ever made