But then you’ll be “full semiautomatic guy”

https://twitter.com/qikipedia/status/1070045072018747392?s=20

BRB

Do you get to pick your service or do they just yeet you into a service that needs people?

Like branch?

Yeah

Nah you get to pick

Well

I heard that the Navy is the least eventful usually

In times of peace

Was that true or a lie

I’d say so

Navy would be more support and the chance you’ll be navy and get really deep is mild

But then you basically live on a boat for so many years

dont get stuck on a sub

I kind of want to

submariners all become the most bitter weird people

now when you say stuck on a sub

“Why are you guys so gay?”

something about being stuck away from sunlight in a noisy box for months on end that isnt good for people

From what I've been told, if you join the Navy I hope you like The Village People

“Be quiet.”

“We’re hiding.”

tbf if your gay and on a sub it might be alright

“Hiding from your sexuality.”

but i know knew straight guys and they are all the biggest manchildren i know

“No were hiding from the enemy.”

“Are you hiding because they kill gays?”

I am a selfish fuck so I just need the scholarship

Tbh

And that grant

Pick your job.... @Rouqen In the army they give you an apttiude test and then there is a list of jobs that need bodies. If you pass training you can get the job, but if you fail out of the training you get "Needs of the army."

well atleast one is easily the least "veteran" like person i can imagine, he shreeks like a millenial and constantly posts fake news.. away from politics he was smart but always had a huge huge problem with oppositional defiance

So the ASVAB you can take early but it is a comprehension test

If you take it early recruiters will seek you out

https://youtu.be/qcYWf1UCGAo

Bork bork

so if I end up going this way because I don't want to get stuck in loans its better to pass the tests

To get to pick

Yeah basically

If you are still in school and take the ASVAC the recruiters will come find you