well, one....

Meanwhile at the nursing home... https://imgur.com/gallery/UUFI6hh

Lmfao

bless these men and their strong bones 😂

I know right

I like them feisty types

I wonder what the fight was about 🤔 to be willing to risk a broken pelvis

I'm getting jack shit done today, ...the dildo factories are just gunna have to wait...

me too @AHeroQuest 😂

"how dare you! You slept with Susan!"

"it was *45* years ago Jack!"

<:pupper:435674036173799424>

watch it be over pudding tho 😭

😂

apparently stds are ripe in nursing homes, because they have so much sex

omfg! 😂 @AHeroQuest

Lul

In 50 years they'll be full of video game tournaments

Hell fuckin yeah

see what you have to look forward to?? @Vesdii

😉

oh god imagine if flappy bird comes back

"Chandler do you wanna play Smash?"
"Which one?"
"Melee, of course."
"You bet your crusty old ass I do. Let me finish pooping, I'll be there in 30 minutes."

@Coochie coo i don't plan on living past 60

Fuck that

>not passing on lessons to grandkids and telling them how much worse you had it

You say that now, bc yer a sweet wee... 👶🏻 🍼

Why would i curse the world with children with my genes

We need less of me, not more

I cant judge your genes just by the internet 😛

Reminder: you are not Anthony Burch

I have so many...*afflictions*

Reminder: idk who dat is

Former gearbox writer. Told everyone he and his wife had an open relationship and that he was bisexual. Dressed in cringey drag and nobody hit on him. His wife left him and took his WiiU

NOT THE WII U

get fucked

actually, get not fucked would be more accurate

classics never die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB6tqxqwSfU

A classic from the 2016 /v/ musical

at least youre not anthony bursch