I blame Ohio for the tornado that ravaged my gorgeous capital.

oh god oh fuck

@Bodark Actual
https://www.slattciety.com/post/breaking-news-ohio-is-plotting-world-invasion-tonight

I've love to join you guys but to sadly I'm a seattleite. Mind you this means I was born and raised behind enemy lines but somehow escaped Indoctrination. Amen and praise God for that.

People in Ohio are so cheap we won't even get the coronavirus we will get some shit like Milwaukee's best ice virus

https://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2020/03/09/three-ohioans-test-positive-for-coronavirus

@Bodark Actual
@Thomatorr, King of Ohio

O fuc

I am unphased. If it gets ya boi I'm just going to turn into a paldain spectre and fight whatever daemons that exist beyond the veil trying to fuck with my homies.

Fuck Ohio

t. Pennsylvania and Maryland and West Virginia

fuck you stinky state

dumb ohio

die

we literally cant bro u dont think we want released into the spiritual plane ? No! We are damned to this earth because everythings built on dead shamans and they r pretty upset ngl

Ohio only, fucko

I'll destroy you

National guard is getting ready to do hazmat response here soon

Well, good luck

@Stan/k/Herd you got a source on that

Oh shit that's the natty g calling you

Yeah. I did hazmat training in the guard

Wild. So what's their gameplan?

Idk I've been out for over a year now

Gotcha

But I'll get another one when it's actually time, I bet

Let us know what their plan is I'm gonna be kinda concerned when national guard gets deployed

They're doing that in 6 states rn

Florida, Iowa, Louisiana, NY, Rhode Island, and Washington

Right, I'm talking about OH specifically

Yeah I'll let you boys know

Kk

isnt Ohio an old native word for land of poor white people?

Lmk if anything happens in Washington especially <:1937_jerry:554426006820093964>

Wtf @Stan/k/Herd you think they are gonna go door to door checking if you are infected?

Hey kings

Stafford act might get enforced