bro what do you mean that pen i tried to stab someone with just makes them more angry bro

bro wdym he has me on the ground and that my PROVEN MOSSAD TECHNQIUES™️ aren't enough to break a triangle choke

bro dont tell me that military combatives are all useless garbage too

bro just grab their balls br

poke their eye bro

You Do You man

I really dont care

krav maga is objectively a fake martial art like kung fu or something gay like tkd

it's a scam made for gullible retards

that want to do mma but larp as commandos

with none of the effectiveness of any actual fighting type

neckbeard warriors and karens train krav magoy

I've seen this meme so much lmao

@P I L L A R M A N

Correct

Even a boxer could beat some retard that does krav maga lmao

anyone can

Hell even Israelis don't practice krav maga

lmao they know it's a scam too because they created it

I asked some former IDF guy that trains at my gym about it and he told me people laugh about it there

bjj, muay thai, judo has some great throws, karate some decent strikes, it's...how do you call it...mixed martial arts

if you want to do cardio then just do cardio instead of paying for gay scam martial arts lessons

I really dont care man

it's the equivalent of fudds going yea bro use .38 special snub nose bro

perfect self defense weapon

yea if you want your assailant to laugh at you lmao dork

like he's saying, if you're going to invest money into martial arts training, do what the actual professionals do and not that bullshido

why do all aikaido, kung fu, krav maga, karate, and tkd practitioners exist anymore

it's 2020 not like 1991

fighting is down to a literal science now and there's objectively good and bad styles

and techniques

those things have some value for teaching kids discipline and respect...I guess...and against a completely untrained opponent they will do the job for the most part

but against somebody who does actual combat sports you're fucked

again you can just learn a useful martial art

and learn the same discipline for kids

not disagreeing

same shit i see with the marines and their gay MCMAP or the army and their psuedowrestling combatitves

none of it is real fighting lmao

at least the army combatives are mostly based on the gracie ones...as a bare minimum

wanna learn striking, go box or do muay thai/lethwei

wanna learn grappling learn judo and bjj