Message from @thedarkness05

Discord ID: 675020091649294366


2020-02-06 16:21:50 UTC  

Please kill me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/675013295379447859/JPEG_20200206_112146.jpg

2020-02-06 16:35:48 UTC  

Fingerprinting is the worst charge. Like why do I have to pay it for work stuff? It was free when I had the cuffs on

2020-02-06 16:36:58 UTC  

Save the receipt for that dank tax <:TamamoDab2:562412746205954049> deduction <:FPTamamoDab:525465487925051402>

2020-02-06 16:38:20 UTC  

I mean I saved the recipts for my body armor and duty pistol. Claiming boog gear as work expenses is fun

2020-02-06 16:40:21 UTC  

I don't have that option 😥

2020-02-06 16:41:28 UTC  

Get you your armed guard licence

2020-02-06 16:41:43 UTC  

I can even claim the training course as am expense

2020-02-06 16:43:56 UTC  

How do lmfao

2020-02-06 16:44:09 UTC  

Don't most of them require the permit prior?

From this day forward, we no longer "dip" our chicken nuggets or wings or anything

We "interrogate" them

I dunked my doughnut into my coffee, and asked questions

It didn't answer, si I dunked again

It wouldn't answer

He was playing games.

Doughnuts love pretending to be tough guys

2020-02-06 16:46:29 UTC  

@Foxhound yee. Get your security licence first, then your pistol permit, then your armed guard

2020-02-06 16:47:05 UTC  

@насильственное убийство donuts only act lile tough guys, but deep down all they really are is dough boys

2020-02-06 16:47:07 UTC  

🤔🤔

@thedarkness05 Indeed. Je didn't enjoy the waterboarding... Uhh... Coffee Boarding.....

2020-02-06 16:48:51 UTC  

Well then, Its only a matter of time before he crumbles under the pressure. Carry on

2020-02-06 16:49:22 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/675020223266684960/20200206_113759.jpg

2020-02-06 16:49:22 UTC  

This shits amazing

2020-02-06 16:49:43 UTC  

@Trash Squid where you at?

2020-02-06 16:49:58 UTC  

germany?

2020-02-06 16:50:05 UTC  

Eating doughnut...... Sounds like what a cop would do

2020-02-06 16:50:22 UTC  

Fuck the redcoat scumbags

2020-02-06 16:51:00 UTC  

Meh, I dont subscribe to ACAB

2020-02-06 16:51:05 UTC  

@Trash Squid take patriotic pics we can use

@thedarkness05 I used to be a thin blue liner like you, but then I took a Tyranny to the the rights

2020-02-06 16:52:33 UTC  

@насильственное убийство Im not thin blue line by any means. Just a realist. I have a weird history with law, enforcement, and the justice system

Although.... I could use a super cute Deputy chick and convert her to Anarchist

2020-02-06 16:52:41 UTC  

All
Cops
Are
Enforcers
Of
The
State

2020-02-06 16:53:17 UTC  

No shit

I hate this toilet

WHO THE FUCK PUTS GOD DAMN CARPETS INNA BATHROOM, LET ALONE GOD DAMN TOILET SEAT COVERS

I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK GRANDMA

2020-02-06 16:54:50 UTC  

Jesus, thats awful