I have cut off a portion of my finger because of a can of pork and beans though

oof

Its aight.

You aint missing shit tbh

@thedarkness05 I’ve never met you nor no anything about you

I just heard you speak

And I’m from upstate so

I uh... put it back on my finger while stopping the blood and all I have now is a scar

my body is part pork and beans

My body is part lead

hot

And other various foreign objects

kinda same

I hope for a slow and miserable death from zero self regard for safety

Same here

@Tank no shit? What part? I'm a stones throw away from NYC

I have literal burn holes in my retina

I was like that the other day

I am sure I've just ate so much garbage that I'm immune radioactivity

From welding without a helmet

Ghoul Perks B)

It’s lit when I go in a brightly lit area and just see blackness

lil black dot

And I’ve more than once inhaled lead fumes

I have to some degree fire resistance.

I have no feeling in my hands

Well I have feeling

But I can jam a fucking spike through my hand and it doesn’t hurt

And yes I have ended up with a large metal rod through my hand

I'm gonna invent my own style martial arts

My martial arts will be called the art of lead belching

I'm gonna call it Yeet-Kun-Do

Or quick draw

Whoever Kung foo’s the yeet cannon first wins

@Tank The martial arts is gonna be gun/grenade/rocket related

Kinda like the movie Equilibrium with Christian Bale, but a lot less cringy

Good

@насильственное убийство like this?
https://youtu.be/XE6jzqv4xB4

More or less, lol

https://youtu.be/pPuAKVnqJdk

The scene is hilarious, think about it... Room full of guys, NOBODY is wearing body armor, plates, not even the soft stuff. Nobody shoots back while he's distracted, etc. etc