you can go naked with a 300 year old battle axe and loot the monsters for their fur and bones and slowly increase your weapons

well duh thats what I'm gonna do

Sounds like a good weekend

I'm onna hunt for that top tier loot

I am gonna start drawing weapons and armor sets like in Monster Hunter in relation to Cryptids

What type of weapons

Ngl, that would be pretty sweet. Have the bois roll up in full wendigo armor set

Who has some good Cryptids that I and a group of burly man can hunt on a hike if we were to go on one

I want to go look for stairs in the woods and wendingos

And I swear if someone links me to Cryptid like I haven’t just been looking through there I’m going to stick my dick in their ear

Are we limited to NA cryptids?

Because I do have a North American Cryptid Hunters Patch I can flex on all y'all with

I got a place in Michigan you would love for that shit

We go up there avery couple years and look forthis deer hunter who went missing a few years back

Real thick, swamps, ridge lines

MICHIGAN

GET THA FUCK OUTTA HEEERE

Lol upper Michigan

Not lower

You want a Toledo number 2!?

lmao Im just being an ass.

dude what was that hunters name ?

Also

What you wanna trade other useless land for somthing else

As far as Cryptids in your area, I would look for a sighting might

Cuz we got the up. You got the strip

Wheres your canal?

and pinpoint the closest/densest area

idk man im central ohio lol

I call it Poverty bowl. central ohio is just a shit pan,north of us everyone hot dickened to mass consumeration and "DAT LYFE" shit and south of me is pretty serious bible-dopes

Its a crazy place the u.p. if whatevers in the woods donesnt kill you the locals will

Can we agree on one thing ?

Fuck Indiana

Damn right

Lol i dont live in Michigan anymore anyway tho

Not gonna live somewhere ive got to register handguns

ooo wtf

Yeah fuck that

i need a fucking smoke