Message from @Trash Squid

Discord ID: 677654348138020909


2020-02-13 23:07:34 UTC  

I've never had any experience with this and it's never happened to me.

2020-02-13 23:08:03 UTC  

I got a call from the "IRS" telling me my social security information had been cancelled.

2020-02-13 23:08:14 UTC  

I was like "FUCK YEAAAAH BUD!" and hung up

2020-02-13 23:09:03 UTC  

I had the same thing once - but I missed the call, and the voicemail was an automessage and all I got was the trail end "". . . tax charges. you will be arrested.""

2020-02-13 23:09:05 UTC  

2 more hours in this shift... blyat.

2020-02-13 23:09:15 UTC  

so I called them up, and they kept asking for a ""reference number""

2020-02-13 23:09:29 UTC  

n I was like ""bro yall left me a voicemail - I'm calling YOU back""

2020-02-13 23:09:37 UTC  

Nah its not mine.

2020-02-13 23:09:39 UTC  

clearly, they never called me in the first place.

2020-02-13 23:10:01 UTC  

honestly, I always hope, in some twisted corner of my mind, that They do think i owe em something

2020-02-13 23:10:19 UTC  

I hope they come to my door and I can give them what's owed in it's weight in L E A D

2020-02-13 23:10:45 UTC  

While ""Fuck Around - Find Out"" sounds fun, I'm not keen on the logistical headache of not paying my taxes. . .


. . . which reminds me

2020-02-13 23:10:51 UTC  

I haven't paid my taxes

2020-02-13 23:11:05 UTC  

Idk how to even not pay my taxes

2020-02-13 23:11:19 UTC  

That money is long gone before I get my grubby lil hands on it

2020-02-13 23:11:23 UTC  

Bruh I think they just want me to call up with a VISA but - yeah ^

2020-02-13 23:13:32 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/677653618345771008/image0-310.jpg

2020-02-13 23:15:36 UTC  

bruh im bout tired of this mf airforce

2020-02-13 23:16:17 UTC  

I feel that. How are the blue jobs incompetent today?

2020-02-13 23:16:24 UTC  

me looking at AF network

2020-02-13 23:16:40 UTC  

how arn't they?

2020-02-13 23:16:46 UTC  

Thats fair

2020-02-13 23:17:08 UTC  

Sorry my dude ;(

2020-02-13 23:17:28 UTC  

and now i gotta go to germany and fix their abolute dumpster fire

2020-02-13 23:17:36 UTC  

. . .

2020-02-13 23:17:43 UTC  

while out aor is also being a bunch of apes atm

2020-02-13 23:17:44 UTC  

can you bring an assistant translator?

2020-02-13 23:18:10 UTC  

nah i'mma just hit any mf that tries speeking some bullshit to me

2020-02-13 23:18:15 UTC  

Lemme know how Deutschland goes

2020-02-13 23:18:29 UTC  

i anit got time for no bullshit

2020-02-13 23:18:54 UTC  

also my aestech death whistle came in

2020-02-13 23:19:03 UTC  

I keep hearing with all the global warming, they might give barbarosa another go

2020-02-13 23:19:11 UTC  

lmao

2020-02-13 23:19:53 UTC  

. . . bruh is aestech a brand or are you spelling Aztec lmfao

2020-02-13 23:19:55 UTC  

bruh u tryin get on Terraria ?

2020-02-13 23:20:06 UTC  

@Trash Squid Definitely enjoyed Germany when I was there

2020-02-13 23:20:12 UTC  

If you get the chance to go to Poland tho....

2020-02-13 23:20:20 UTC  

ill try

2020-02-13 23:20:23 UTC  

That's where it's at. Dirt cheap. I bet it would suck to live there

2020-02-13 23:20:25 UTC  

gonna be busy af