also those woobies are fucking A1

and i will not part with them so help me god

I feel dumb for not knowing what that is.

poncho liner

/comfy/

Ooo keep that shit.

A soldier's best friend

It's not like theft wasn't encouraged in recruit training.

In my 8 years as an infantryman I would gladly trade all my other gear for more woobie

no other piece of issued gear brings such joy

Mad respect for doing the role, I wish I could relate more.

i defended america by jacking off in portashitters and getting really drunk

Oh I get that, I'm not trying to go hero-worship-tard. I'd have just liked more advanced training.

yea that stuff was nice to get i just wish it wasn't surrounded by layers of gay bs

Military definitely has the big G A Y

I think if there was a list of all of the super gay things you could do or be a part of, military would be up there. Not even being derogatory, it's just factually quite gay sometimes. Like there was a nude parade in the barracks of ITB.

i have many pictures of naked men

in strange circumstances

at the barracks

with copious amounts of alcohol involved

as do everyone i know

...and somehow it's perfectly natural in that environment.

Yep

I have been convinced not to sign up voluntarily

In my personal opinion I think boogaloo community and/or militia is the way to go. Own your own shit and if you actually want to make a difference and help people/protect freedom you can.

I agree fully

*say when*

The gay stuff on the side is just an added bonus 😘

Only with those you love 💚

It be like that, but are you really homies if you dont get into ghey shit with eachother

I think not

With big friends come big G A Y S -spiddermen

Classis

Classic

Afternoon sunshine

Aww shit, merc is up n at it

I yam

And before you ask, yes I passed the fuck out

Just making sure you got some sleep

I care about my homies