Message from @Bard

Discord ID: 682674664668921882


2020-02-27 18:44:39 UTC  

I hate how cops use it all the time like wtf

2020-02-27 18:44:56 UTC  

*** we got a B A D A S S over here ***

2020-02-27 18:45:55 UTC  

Right like

2020-02-27 18:45:57 UTC  

Ok fagt

2020-02-27 18:50:49 UTC  

I love it when local police forces post photos of them next to MRAPs

2020-02-27 18:51:18 UTC  

Because where they see a bulletproof vehicle, I see a target rich environment

2020-02-27 18:51:32 UTC  

That can't move when its viewport is covered in glitter and glue

2020-02-27 18:54:52 UTC  

Eggs and sand in a plastic bag

2020-02-27 18:55:01 UTC  

Motor oil and sand

2020-02-27 18:55:10 UTC  

Literally the smallest windshield ever

2020-02-27 18:55:27 UTC  

Fucking can use a literal paintball gun

2020-02-27 18:55:55 UTC  

oh shit i have a use for my old paintball gun now

2020-02-27 18:56:11 UTC  

They're super useful

2020-02-27 19:02:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/682663787374837804/image0.jpg

2020-02-27 19:02:20 UTC  

Yike

2020-02-27 19:02:30 UTC  

That's a great meme lmao

2020-02-27 19:05:06 UTC  

@Bodark Actual lol the big luau is now a wrestling match

2020-02-27 19:38:58 UTC  

Guys

2020-02-27 19:39:14 UTC  

The 1 other legit guy feom the other discord is gon a join us here too

2020-02-27 19:39:27 UTC  

Thr 3rd guy isnt om discord anymore so ita a moot point there

2020-02-27 19:45:23 UTC  

@Deadbeat Radio *sizable Siesta

2020-02-27 19:45:49 UTC  

Sizable Siesta

2020-02-27 19:45:53 UTC  

That's pretty sickky

2020-02-27 19:47:05 UTC  

@Bard I like it

2020-02-27 19:47:18 UTC  

Imma make that a meme.

2020-02-27 19:47:43 UTC  

Right after I get done dropping grandma off

2020-02-27 19:50:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/682675867930984533/tumblr_mdfieg3gZH1rknzggo1_500.jpg

2020-02-27 19:57:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/682677779745079564/FB_IMG_1582833454007.jpg

2020-02-27 20:01:03 UTC  

Hey kings. Thank you so much for being here for me

2020-02-27 20:02:16 UTC  

I call my boss to let her know whats going on,and shes one of those old school witchy ladies. That like wakes up at 3am for naked forest rituals and she goes "Don't forget though,that Mercury's in retrograde" and I'm like " It feels like Mercury's right up my fucking ass"

2020-02-27 20:02:31 UTC  

I don't think we've spoken directly but I'll be here for you too if you or anyone else needs. 🤙

2020-02-27 20:02:55 UTC  

❤️ Appreciate it chief. Hit that mf friednship button

2020-02-27 20:03:06 UTC  

Once I get out of these commissions. I wanna do some major art for the group

2020-02-27 20:03:49 UTC  
2020-02-27 20:05:38 UTC  

I fucking chimped out though. I got out to check the tire and its flatter that grandma tits and I know for sure that airing it back up on fix it. and I'm pissed off because this is like the 4th car bullshit I've dealt with this February and I am hella worried about getting back to this house so I can take of my bois and I fucking grab the bike harness shit ontop and just start shaking the fuck out of my car like a mad man

2020-02-27 20:05:45 UTC  

Went ape mode. Felt p.good ngl

2020-02-27 20:07:54 UTC  

I mean I think it's human to experience rage and express it in a way that isn't completely destructive to yourself or other people, so I wouldn't fault ya for that.

2020-02-27 20:22:51 UTC  

*lego yoda death sound*