Giraffes are based

So while we were looking at summer monkeys some white trash suburban mom threw something at one of the monkeys try to get it attention to take a picture and I cussed her and all her friends out in front of their infant children

Now we are on the way to a restaurant that serves exotic animal meat

Lmao nice @FloridaManBoohajideen

Nothing grinds my gears like people not respecting beautiful wild animals

Shoot them, kill them quick, enjoy the meat, or leave them alone

There's deep beauty in that

Gonna get me a Kang burger

Apparently I’m WAY more ecogang than I thought

@FloridaManBoohajideen "I speak for the trees and they say "Блять!"

What is it with you guys and banging insane women

What's wrong with that?

I have no doubt it's *fun*

**but at what cost**

Lol all of it

Exactly lol

Half the #problems thread is "my girl did something insane and it's an issue"

And it's like *no shit b* you keep hanging crazy girls

Hoes be wilin

Gotta find yaself some wife material

I swear..I'm about to start announcing weekend safety briefs lmao

Hahahahaha

@Bodark Actual the crazy bitches are training, like simunition

I think all you kings deserve a good woman (or man whatever idgaf) that makes you fuckin' happy and doesn't make your life hellish. ❤️

***JUST LIKE THE SIMULATION***

Bodark

DontBeMeanToMe

I just wanna see you kings thrive

Crazy women are anti thrive

@Schadraquetor i basically got one now we just arent technically together

Lol hes personally calling us out for liking psycho pussy

The love of a good woman can motivate a man to do the impossible

Shes pro boog, doesnt know shit about guns but is gonna learn. Shes gonna be an EMT to help with medical stuff too

@Hellhound6 real real real

@Bard I was hoping you'd get that

"When you're watching milf porn and your step mom walks in and starts helping" @Bodark Actual

Not to be that guy, but that shit is beyond fucked. Imo it's another way to destroy the family structure

It do be

Agree