Message from @Hellhound6
Discord ID: 685317987523493917
and after im safe n home n shit
I post a picture being sarcastic "Car crashes r fun ;D lololo"
and she goes "Maybe it WAS you !"
and I'm like "Bitch wtf,why would I even post a picture of a wrecked car and just mock that ?" thats just dumb and gross people brain
so we get to arguing and I said fuck it,leave me the fuck alone
and shes trying to play around and just p.much doesnt wanna be alone and keeps messaging me
idk why I ever asked,but I remember she told me she was a vampire
so
after we broke up. I got "What the fuck was that vampire shit about anyways ?"
whooo
She goes" I am vampire from the 1257 and I've been around since before the plague. I've seen lovers come and go and if you arent nice to me anymore I'll take your life through your neck!." I lol'
Tells me more shit about losing a husband in the civil war and that when he was shot and the war was over that one of his war buddies brought back a picture of him
and lmao I ask her "Let me see it then" and she tried to smack me in the face and I just bolted home
tldr. dont date landwhale anime girls
she ended up staying a whole day in my room while my bros n i went camping and I had no fucking idea
my mom n them even god damn fed her
Strong yike
Yeah sorry that was long winded
That's gonna be a nuclear tier yike from.
me
She would try to bite my fucking neck and not in the "Hell yeah bitch" way
I'm trying to find something witty to say but I'm speechless
ok lemme pee and get a smoke in then I'll tell ya about the other bitch,this ones a little more exciting
Hence the f
Ho-lee fuck bud
I cant wait to see what will top that shit lol
So here we go folks
So I'm absolute blasted hanging out with some people from work
Good news guys
Send it
Both of you
and I mean I am pretty much so cooked I'm angel hair pasta at this time
and I get a text" Hey are you free?" and I'm oh hell yeah whaddup
Lmao
and we link up and are just driving around for a bit.get some donuts and we are chillin and smoochin
and she goes" before we go to my place I need to stop at my sisters" and yeah ok whatever
and she pulls into the driveway,and shes been all sweet and nice n shit the whole night
within a mere molecule of measure time she flips that shit and lays on the horn for a solid 3 minutes
I'm already on my 2nd heart attack
her sister flies out of the house like summoned banshee,screeching about " OH ITS THIS BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU" and I am immediate not intoxicated