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tfw a sex toy has a better kit than i do

Large EF

I have the Soviet Anthem stuck in my head

It's high key a lot fucken tune

*lit

SOIUZ NERUSHIMYJ RESPUBLIK SVOBODNYKH

the russians know how to get you on your feet

I'm fucking hype now

I'm gonna go hug my AK

*fug

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in bolt

little did he know, thats what the instructions intended to happen

I'm going to take the projectile out of a 5.45, put a piece of paper in it to hold the power in, and the shoot the loudest and most retarded blank ever out of my gun

Actually nevermind I'm going to do it with my mosin

It's junk anyway

“I’m going to do it with my Mosin”

Out of context quotes

I want an actual obrez

Dick stuck in bolt again

Send pics

Na

;-;

I'm poopin right now

This one time at basic, we were at our last FTX and of course they woke is up at like 3 in the morning to go do some perimeter security bs. We were in the prone and crossing legs with 1 of our battle buddies. It was fucking boring as shit so we started locking our bolts to the rear and putting rollie pollies in the chamber and sending the bolt home. We had a rollie pollie concentration camp and were murdering innocent rollie pollies. I'm still not proud of that...

Pooping and getting you dick stuck on your bolt?

Noice

Give a man a fish, He'll eat for a day

Teach a man to fish, and he'll drown inna pond
@Bard

Toilet gats are required

I mean what

@SavageMedic disgusting

My wife is not home today so since she is 90% of my impulse control I'm going to do retarded science with guns in my garage

Ya need a gat in each of your rooms

I'm going to take the powder and projectile out of a 9mm and replace it with an earplug and shoot it in my house

Yes

Send results

Okay as soon as I'm done pooping

Toilet pop nigga