Message from @Bard

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2020-03-14 13:58:57 UTC  

Diarrhea

2020-03-14 13:59:05 UTC  

Saucium

2020-03-14 13:59:29 UTC  

It’s going ok

2020-03-14 15:13:09 UTC  

good morning gentlemen

2020-03-14 15:13:25 UTC  

another day in AfGoonistan

2020-03-14 15:13:34 UTC  

Fuckin a

2020-03-14 15:14:02 UTC  

here in the Zone it's looking pretty fucked

2020-03-14 15:14:15 UTC  

got some hybrid rain/snow bullshit coming down

2020-03-14 15:14:30 UTC  

and it's windy as fuck

2020-03-14 15:14:45 UTC  

It’s cold but sunny here

2020-03-14 15:14:47 UTC  

Oof

2020-03-14 15:15:15 UTC  

It was a lil cold at work, but the suns out now

2020-03-14 15:15:17 UTC  

It's another beautiful day in the Corps

2020-03-14 15:15:28 UTC  

Semper yut

2020-03-14 15:15:31 UTC  

MUHREENS!!!

2020-03-14 15:15:57 UTC  

*knifehands intensify*

2020-03-14 15:16:33 UTC  

this short thread just reminded me to watch generation kill again

2020-03-14 15:16:49 UTC  

@Bard ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

2020-03-14 15:17:29 UTC  

Best show

2020-03-14 15:18:03 UTC  

I have to finish watching it, I read the book though

2020-03-14 15:18:07 UTC  

that night vision optic he's got on the A4 is total aids

2020-03-14 15:18:42 UTC  

"Ah fuck it just put the sunshade on that bitch and use it during the day because we have no equipment or supply chain and have to suck cock to get some fuckin batteries"

2020-03-14 15:19:48 UTC  

So is most of the gear we used in the mid 2000s. I know, because guess where all that shit goes when the Corps gets "new" shit? Recruit training

2020-03-14 15:20:43 UTC  

Yep

2020-03-14 15:20:46 UTC  

The only marines I know are literally partially gay

2020-03-14 15:20:58 UTC  

My favorite is “ As the great warrior poet Ice Cube once said, if the day does not require an AK it is good “

2020-03-14 15:21:00 UTC  

Younger brother gets the hand me downs

2020-03-14 15:21:05 UTC  

Like full on they had Dirty Mike suck them off at 29 Palms

2020-03-14 15:22:28 UTC  

*sweats in nervous bisexual*

2020-03-14 15:22:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/688406795554914304/unknown.gif

2020-03-14 15:22:52 UTC  

Bootbands exist for a reason

2020-03-14 15:23:32 UTC  

I don't think I wanna know any sexual uses for bootbands

2020-03-14 15:24:21 UTC  

Usually as a choker

2020-03-14 15:24:35 UTC  

considering I just fucked a pair of socks and a latex glove this morning, I can't really criticize

2020-03-14 15:25:05 UTC  

Idk you could use a few for bondage

2020-03-14 15:25:07 UTC  

But like real shit being choked 👌🏻

2020-03-14 15:25:39 UTC  

i don't know any of that shit because the only girls I've been with are total subs

2020-03-14 15:25:46 UTC  

wouldn't mind trying the other side

2020-03-14 15:26:25 UTC  

I’m mostly dom but there’s a couple of times my girl pulls a fast one an chokes me and it’s great

2020-03-14 15:27:11 UTC  

To each their own

2020-03-14 15:27:24 UTC  

So like our founding fathers literally used lamps and horses to signal the British were coming. We have technology in our pockets 24/7 and people still be getting flagged and yeeted 😔