I was gonna ise a broomstick

Use

Nah, go pineapple

Holy shnit!

Little nicky reference for the people who dont get it

Yee

Pen+Apple=Applepen?

You better water board using bleach

UNGH! PENPINAPPLEAPPLEPEN

No, I'm saving all my bleach. Feds can catch corona idgaf

but bleaching feds might cure them of being feds

I bet he's never even tried spicy milk

Amanda Todd here with more feet pic n'drink review.

Just remember to brush your teeth with gasoline beforehand to strengthen your enamel. Good calcium and bones for fedbois.

I doubt it. I mean hrc used bleach to clean her servers that totally didnt have any shady shit on it at all, and look where it got her

If it cleans the outsides it must clean the insides.

Doctors HATE this detox!

I'm just gonna go ahead and combine the amazing cleaning powers of bleach and ammonia

Thats the power of pinesol baby

Homemade poupouri

Smells so good you'll never leave the house.

Random tidbit

You gonna give it to us or not?

Morning fed

Morning

Morning Kings

MORNING

oops sorry caps

@The New Jesus where u been boi

Fuck Bois did someone order the super Sunday special of feds?

There's less soup in the fucking grocery store

There’s no soup in the grocery store in my area

My store here is pretty normal. There's even tp for your bunghole.

yeah the corona and limes has people too freaked out and everyone's hoarding

going to a liberal college town's grocery store is hilarious though. surgical masks everywhere lol

Btw, wash your hands before AND after Jacking it

You don't wanna impregnate the corona virus, practice safe sex and safe masturbation.