then have them flag you for having 150 hipoints in the first place

then get duncan lemp'd months later off of an "anonymous" tip they got months before

If they can get past my boomba and at mines in the driveway

and the kerosene filled sprinkler system

Oof

And anyways my driveway is long as shit (only way to my house btw) and it's surrounded by dense forest so ample time to either leave or y'know ("I am not suggesting or advocating any form of violence")

Lmfaoo

@James Warner I have a hungarian

Ooooooo @Deadbeat Radio

I sold mine. When? RIGHT BEFORE ALL OF THIS FUCKING SHIT STARTED!!

@James Warner I love it man. I decked it all out.

Rule 1: never sell guns

@James Warner was it an ak63d?

@thedarkness05 damn right.

Sell only if you get another gun

Like immediately

That was the plan, and yeah but I had Yugo furniture on it cause sweet sweet Yugo surplus

Guys

Hear me out

Oh dear

Everyone should make some special brownies that are retarded strong okay.

This'll be good

I already have some

Pass them out to the NG dudes waking around town

or LEOs

On some tyfys kinda shit

Or just anyone

do you think they won't realize something is wrong when the brownie tastes like literal actual dog shit

Once they are incapacitated we move

especially LEOs "I back the blue" lmao

No because they are used to things that taste like leather

@thedarkness05 I felt myself almost throw up.

Hey that’s the best plan I’ve seen so far

@Schadraquetor then vomit in the dudes squad car as you yoink his patrol rifle, PC, duty bag, and whatever else you can

Or use a gun 🤷🏻‍♂️

@thedarkness05 If my D20 character was ever going to do something like that I think he'd be sneaky from a distance before he went up to loot. Low charisma/strength stats.

@James Warner that part comes second

My D20 character has zero physical stats but enough intelligence to make remote explosives and Buenos Dias bottle openers, among many other things

Ok not ZERO physical stats

My character is solid average but a slight boost in the Dexterity department.