Message from @James Warner

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2020-03-20 23:54:26 UTC  

Private sale is good as long as you find what you want at a good price. I had to go online for the AR I picked out.

2020-03-20 23:55:14 UTC  

3 steps of profit.
Step 1: buy 150 hi-points for $50 bucks a piece (that's all they're worth)
Step 2: go to a govt buyback and sell them for retail
Step 3: profit

2020-03-21 00:02:48 UTC  

Good idea lmao

2020-03-21 00:04:48 UTC  

then have them flag you for having 150 hipoints in the first place

2020-03-21 00:05:06 UTC  

then get duncan lemp'd months later off of an "anonymous" tip they got months before

2020-03-21 00:05:44 UTC  

If they can get past my boomba and at mines in the driveway

2020-03-21 00:06:00 UTC  

and the kerosene filled sprinkler system

2020-03-21 00:06:03 UTC  

Oof

2020-03-21 00:08:39 UTC  

And anyways my driveway is long as shit (only way to my house btw) and it's surrounded by dense forest so ample time to either leave or y'know ("I am not suggesting or advocating any form of violence")

2020-03-21 00:10:52 UTC  

Lmfaoo

2020-03-21 00:12:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/690714358002614352/Screenshot_20200320-181206.png

2020-03-21 00:31:47 UTC  

@James Warner I have a hungarian

2020-03-21 00:32:25 UTC  
2020-03-21 00:32:56 UTC  

I sold mine. When? RIGHT BEFORE ALL OF THIS FUCKING SHIT STARTED!!

2020-03-21 00:33:11 UTC  

@James Warner I love it man. I decked it all out.

2020-03-21 00:33:19 UTC  

Rule 1: never sell guns

2020-03-21 00:33:22 UTC  

@James Warner was it an ak63d?

2020-03-21 00:33:27 UTC  

@thedarkness05 damn right.

2020-03-21 00:33:35 UTC  

Sell only if you get another gun

2020-03-21 00:33:48 UTC  

Like immediately

2020-03-21 00:35:27 UTC  

That was the plan, and yeah but I had Yugo furniture on it cause sweet sweet Yugo surplus

2020-03-21 00:52:06 UTC  

Guys

2020-03-21 00:52:12 UTC  

Hear me out

2020-03-21 00:52:26 UTC  

Oh dear

2020-03-21 00:52:45 UTC  

Everyone should make some special brownies that are retarded strong okay.

2020-03-21 00:52:50 UTC  

This'll be good

2020-03-21 00:52:58 UTC  

I already have some

2020-03-21 00:53:04 UTC  

Pass them out to the NG dudes waking around town

2020-03-21 00:53:13 UTC  

or LEOs

2020-03-21 00:53:16 UTC  

On some tyfys kinda shit

2020-03-21 00:53:30 UTC  

Or just anyone

2020-03-21 00:53:32 UTC  

do you think they won't realize something is wrong when the brownie tastes like literal actual dog shit

2020-03-21 00:53:32 UTC  

Once they are incapacitated we move

2020-03-21 00:53:36 UTC  

especially LEOs "I back the blue" lmao

2020-03-21 00:53:54 UTC  

No because they are used to things that taste like leather

2020-03-21 00:53:55 UTC  

@thedarkness05 I felt myself almost throw up.

2020-03-21 00:54:36 UTC  

Hey that’s the best plan I’ve seen so far

2020-03-21 00:55:21 UTC  

@Schadraquetor then vomit in the dudes squad car as you yoink his patrol rifle, PC, duty bag, and whatever else you can

2020-03-21 00:55:44 UTC  

Or use a gun 🤷🏻‍♂️

2020-03-21 00:56:48 UTC  

@thedarkness05 If my D20 character was ever going to do something like that I think he'd be sneaky from a distance before he went up to loot. Low charisma/strength stats.

2020-03-21 00:57:16 UTC  

@James Warner that part comes second