probs

THIS IS PEQUOD, WILL ARRIVE SHORTLY AT LZ

hoping we get a drunk Kentux but

PEQUOD - THIS IS ISHMAEL. . .

a drunk squid would be better tbh

Gotta go though, Bikini chick is calling me

@thedarkness05 idk I been babysittin for a week

gimme my drunk hubby

Peace

@насильственное убийство gluck

Ngl

I had the shit the entire time

lmao

@Hellhound6 don't be assholes to each other

😂

Im amazed hobbs did the moichendising thing

I loved it lol

shit - some asshole lazy artist better hurry up on designage

right? whats taking that guy so long?

Booze, Drugs, and more Drugs? . . .

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I hear he also has a backorder for some handsome and sexy goon named Yan/k/ee too

He sure do 👀

Wouldn't doubt it

Fiancée got called back in for work, they're too shorthanded on nurses and even though she was in quarantine they said they couldn't spare the help so she's back out there on her insane death shifts

i want off of mr. bones wild ride

Yall gotta gameplan, though?

Yeah, put on my uniform and pretend to be a guardsman that lost his unit

like i said before, MPs are the lowest of the low intellectually it's piss easy to fool them

That works

I've done it before

weekend warrior MPs especially

think it'd work with a CAP uniform?

no lol

it'd have to be OCP

they're retarded but not that retarded

I think I have a set of ABUs, but thats it besides the CAP woodland and some desert digi

gl

best thing you can do is pretend you're new

and don't know what's going on