@Bard zero turns

ah yeah, we used to use those all the time, but our pleb asses had to double cut the greens every morning with push mowers that weighed more than my ex girlfriend

LOO

@Bard oooof

Looooooooooooooooooool

i'm jealous that sounds like a great gig as far as groundswork goes

nothing like when it rains and all the grass clippings just stick to everything

We'll see what he says, and it's in the middle.of no where so we can just go shooting behind the shop of no ones visiting

Rain = Nice smell, Cut grass = nice smell,, rain + cut grass = Beautiful smell

Morning gents

it's beautiful until it sticks to 30 square yards of goose shit and it smears all over the green you just mowed lmao

Morning

@One Shot Paddy Kiln?

LOL fuck geese

@Bard fuuuuck that

Speaking of geese...

Was hiking yesterday for a bit, ran across a goose nest with eggs

The geese bailed instead of attacking, it was weird

that is weird

the geese on my golf course would just stand there

FREE EGGS GRO

I literally killed one with a rake once

@насильственное убийство nah we didn't fuck with the eggs, as soon as it rains again those eggs are gonna get washed away lol

I was gonna let nature take it's course

Free eggs bro, dude's gotta eat

i literally begged our superintendent to go full hunter killer team on them in the middle of the night with a suppressed 22

he said no unfortunately

Scraping hours

Tearing down a circuit board plant

"Just grab em by the necks n yeet em at trees"

@One Shot Paddy here I was thinkin you were cookin meth or some shit

@Hellhound6 god I dearly wish

I fucking hate geese

I do too

I HATE GEESE WITH A PASSION

but they taste so good.... They taste so good that they even eat their own specie without knowing <:lol:554425196283559938>

I love geese

Cry about it

I love geese that I've beaten to death with a stick

@edgyusername69 *remove honk*

WTF