Message from @One Shot Paddy

Discord ID: 695132299578310726


2020-04-02 04:12:21 UTC  

i just dream of being lubed up with Purell in whitie tighties with my gas mask and a shovel in the burn pits of Seattle

2020-04-02 04:20:08 UTC  

Truly a fitting punishment

2020-04-02 04:20:24 UTC  

punishment? nigga that's an opportunity

2020-04-02 04:20:46 UTC  

Just make sure the guards dont see you boost any gold teeth

2020-04-02 04:21:11 UTC  

"No Sledge don't do it!"

2020-04-02 04:22:39 UTC  

Yo its dead quiet tonight

2020-04-02 04:43:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/695131268521918464/image0.jpg

2020-04-02 04:44:06 UTC  

the weather here is like the end times

2020-04-02 04:44:09 UTC  

shit is weird

2020-04-02 04:44:22 UTC  

earthquakes and random snow showers with hail and fog

2020-04-02 04:44:23 UTC  

It’s like 50 degrees here

2020-04-02 04:44:34 UTC  

i'm expecting fuckin walkers to come out at any second

2020-04-02 04:44:39 UTC  

It was like 82 3 days ago

2020-04-02 04:45:46 UTC  

it's never been like this this time of year

2020-04-02 04:45:52 UTC  

shit is properly weird

2020-04-02 04:46:41 UTC  

Same.
But tonight feels...off for some reason. Like there's almost no noise anywhere, no people out on the roads, I usually see a few. I dont like it

2020-04-02 04:47:09 UTC  

every day goes by and I slowly am seeing the populace go into more pandemic mode

2020-04-02 04:47:17 UTC  

Today’s the day

2020-04-02 04:47:19 UTC  

dudes with respirators at the grocery store

2020-04-02 04:47:30 UTC  

I went to Walmart today

2020-04-02 04:47:35 UTC  

Not a single mask

2020-04-02 04:47:37 UTC  

yet it's still busy and there are so many people on the road

2020-04-02 04:47:53 UTC  

just watching MRE reviews

2020-04-02 04:47:59 UTC  

Steve?

2020-04-02 04:48:02 UTC  

yes

2020-04-02 04:48:11 UTC  

Only the best

2020-04-02 04:48:20 UTC  

"absolutely DECADENT"

2020-04-02 04:48:34 UTC  

he released a new video today

2020-04-02 04:48:45 UTC  

one of the worst main courses yet

2020-04-02 04:48:50 UTC  

Did he

2020-04-02 04:48:54 UTC  

What country

2020-04-02 04:48:56 UTC  

us

2020-04-02 04:49:02 UTC  

Ish

2020-04-02 04:49:08 UTC  

What’s the meal

2020-04-02 04:49:17 UTC  

spinach fettucini shit

2020-04-02 04:49:24 UTC  

Yum

2020-04-02 04:49:32 UTC  

he described it as "miserable"

2020-04-02 04:49:32 UTC  

Said no one ever

2020-04-02 04:49:45 UTC  

i've seen him eat 40 year old rations with more vigor

2020-04-02 04:50:56 UTC  

Idk, MREs have a certian way of sucking the life out of you. And its aleays the ones you least expect

2020-04-02 04:51:34 UTC  

i've never eaten an MRE but I spent quite a few long hikes eating Mountain House...*shivers* fuck that