Message from @AHeroQuest

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2018-12-16 12:19:46 UTC  

Nevermind... I am bad at spelling, I admit,

2018-12-16 12:20:01 UTC  

well you're doing fine on the rest 😉

2018-12-16 12:22:33 UTC  

well I do agree with climate change...

2018-12-16 12:22:50 UTC  

since my area directly effected by it... (damn equator)

2018-12-16 12:25:15 UTC  

I dont believe in climate change. the earth doesnt exist

2018-12-16 12:26:54 UTC  

I dont fully buy climate change, but if i get to agree with it, i still wont care about it

2018-12-16 12:29:24 UTC  

GUYS

2018-12-16 12:30:27 UTC  

Nice

2018-12-16 12:30:43 UTC  

BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.

Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.

But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.

2018-12-16 12:31:02 UTC  

AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.

I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.

2018-12-16 12:31:27 UTC  

/the best part /

2018-12-16 12:31:30 UTC  

Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump.

2018-12-16 12:32:03 UTC  

I think I have heard about a certain a boy that ate 150 gummy bear as breakfast

2018-12-16 12:32:08 UTC  

😂 😂 😂

2018-12-16 12:32:08 UTC  

and he broke his bone

2018-12-16 12:32:28 UTC  

oh. it was vitamins, not sugar-free

2018-12-16 12:32:42 UTC  

I see so you watch it too right?

2018-12-16 12:33:42 UTC  

buzzfeed found the best quotes from amazon

2018-12-16 12:34:19 UTC  

yeah, I saw the video about the kid eating too many vitamins. Poor kid broke his wrist over falling.

2018-12-16 12:36:09 UTC  

damn that harsh review

2018-12-16 12:36:12 UTC  

poor kid was poisoned by the sugar substitute in the vitamins.

2018-12-16 12:36:15 UTC  

maybe I should try one

2018-12-16 12:36:27 UTC  

tell us how it goes

2018-12-16 12:36:57 UTC  

my gut hurts from laughing

2018-12-16 12:37:50 UTC  

I was crying for hours from laughing so hard 😂 😂

2018-12-16 12:37:57 UTC  

but there's no amazon in Indonesia...

2018-12-16 12:38:13 UTC  

amazon is everywhere

2018-12-16 12:38:22 UTC  

you can not escape

2018-12-16 12:38:45 UTC  

not in my country

2018-12-16 12:38:56 UTC  

lucky

2018-12-16 12:39:13 UTC  

but we got so many Online Shopping

2018-12-16 12:39:20 UTC  

especially from Mainland China and Taiwan

2018-12-16 12:46:09 UTC  

maybe you can order the gummy bears from China or Taiwan?

2018-12-16 12:53:33 UTC  

should invent a new laxative called "Colon-Blow"

2018-12-16 12:53:37 UTC  

I still want to live...

2018-12-16 12:53:45 UTC  

@XziebertX maybe you can ban amazon lol

2018-12-16 12:54:05 UTC  

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger ~

2018-12-16 12:54:05 UTC  

no I mean... chinese gummy bear...