Message from @AHeroQuest
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Nevermind... I am bad at spelling, I admit,
well you're doing fine on the rest 😉
well I do agree with climate change...
since my area directly effected by it... (damn equator)
I dont believe in climate change. the earth doesnt exist
I dont fully buy climate change, but if i get to agree with it, i still wont care about it
GUYS
Nice
BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.
Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.
But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.
AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.
I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.
/the best part /
Her sister was skeptical and suspected that we were exaggerating. She took them to work, since there was still 99% of a 5 pound bag left. She works for a construction company, where there are builders, roofers, house painters, landscapers, etc. Lots of people who generally have limited access to toilets on a given day. I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump.
I think I have heard about a certain a boy that ate 150 gummy bear as breakfast
😂 😂 😂
and he broke his bone
oh. it was vitamins, not sugar-free
I see so you watch it too right?
buzzfeed found the best quotes from amazon
yeah, I saw the video about the kid eating too many vitamins. Poor kid broke his wrist over falling.
damn that harsh review
poor kid was poisoned by the sugar substitute in the vitamins.
maybe I should try one
tell us how it goes
my gut hurts from laughing
I was crying for hours from laughing so hard 😂 😂
but there's no amazon in Indonesia...
amazon is everywhere
you can not escape
not in my country
lucky
but we got so many Online Shopping
especially from Mainland China and Taiwan
maybe you can order the gummy bears from China or Taiwan?
should invent a new laxative called "Colon-Blow"
I still want to live...
@XziebertX maybe you can ban amazon lol
what doesn't kill you makes you stronger ~
no I mean... chinese gummy bear...