bureaucratic nonsense

hell, even the declaration for human rights is less than 100

that's the problem - all of these clauses can f* the whole document up

this is insane 😅

trust me its full of shite like
"This pact will be used by the parties involved to ensure the continued safety and progress of the citizens of the countries that are part of the parties involved of the signing of this declaration, not those outside the countries that are part of the parties involved of the signing of this declaration"

which in short just means "People who signed this will use this"

basically the average preamble tho

I'm really worried for what the meat of the document is about

with all of the UN documents inter-connecting between one another

with all of these pages, somethings bound to be in there that shouldn't be

thats just the thing

no one knows the exact laws anymore, cuz they're too big/broad

which means you now get to pick and choose

which is exactly how states like it

My god... took some anti-constipation medication and it felt like a exercism was performed to remove the devil from my bowls. I feel light headed and weak.... it has completely got rid of constipation. Worst part I was sweating from the pain it put me through!

drink water

also anti-constipation medication...

You mean Laxatives

Whatever you do... make sure to take gas x and anti-constipation medication at the same... if you don't, the pain from gas will make the whole experience feel like you're dying.

Yes.

Laxatives.

what about sugar-free gummy bears 😂 😂 😂

My knees felt like a woman who just a multi-organism.... I couldn't stand and I was sweating from pain.

multi-organism? 😛

if you can walk, it wasn't enough

gotta be careful for those crab-spawning wamen 😉

XD... the women who have multi-organism are fun to watch.

Twitching, shaking badly, sweating from pleasure... yeah it is kind of fun to watch.

*sugar-free gummy bears*

its called ORGASM, not ORGANISM

an organism is a creature with biomass 😛

Nevermind... I am bad at spelling, I admit,

well you're doing fine on the rest 😉

well I do agree with climate change...

since my area directly effected by it... (damn equator)

I dont believe in climate change. the earth doesnt exist

I dont fully buy climate change, but if i get to agree with it, i still wont care about it

GUYS

https://www.amazon.com/review/R3FTHSH0UNRHOH

Nice

BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.

Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.

But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.

AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.

I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.