Message from @Gilgamesh

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2018-12-21 05:31:12 UTC  

I am not a professional cook.

2018-12-21 05:31:23 UTC  

Just a hobby?

2018-12-21 05:31:25 UTC  

but I cook better than all the women in my life except my mom

2018-12-21 05:31:38 UTC  

Well I mean two women

2018-12-21 05:31:42 UTC  

Ain't much

2018-12-21 05:31:43 UTC  

never tasted another girl's cooking

2018-12-21 05:31:44 UTC  

Hahah

2018-12-21 05:31:51 UTC  

girls suck at cooking

2018-12-21 05:31:56 UTC  

in my experience

2018-12-21 05:31:56 UTC  

lol

2018-12-21 05:32:01 UTC  

yeah chief

2018-12-21 05:32:12 UTC  

Meh

2018-12-21 05:32:17 UTC  

I'm not a cook so

2018-12-21 05:32:25 UTC  

now, there is a serious downside to being good at cooking

2018-12-21 05:32:29 UTC  

If you YouTube a recipe and make it I'll be impressed

2018-12-21 05:32:34 UTC  

when I cook regularly, I overeat

2018-12-21 05:32:45 UTC  

because I really enjoy what I'm eating

2018-12-21 05:32:49 UTC  

to an unhealthy degree

2018-12-21 05:33:04 UTC  

Flip side of that: I microwave or just cook in the oven some frozen nuggets. Same problem

2018-12-21 05:33:11 UTC  

heheh

2018-12-21 05:33:19 UTC  

I like it just as much as you like your gourmet shit

2018-12-21 05:33:21 UTC  

well, put some broccoli in the microwave

2018-12-21 05:33:36 UTC  

then take some oil and salt and put that shit on it after a short stint in the micro

2018-12-21 05:33:45 UTC  

i ate a greek salad today

2018-12-21 05:33:49 UTC  

Don't give me ideas

2018-12-21 05:33:50 UTC  

i think thats what healthy means

2018-12-21 05:34:08 UTC  

I used to have a better grocer

2018-12-21 05:34:10 UTC  

i enjoy healthy food, but it seems to be seen as expensive

2018-12-21 05:34:18 UTC  

it encouraged me to eat greens more often

2018-12-21 05:34:27 UTC  

yeah, it's really really cheap

2018-12-21 05:34:36 UTC  

if you're in the right place

2018-12-21 05:34:44 UTC  

it can be hard to find fresh produce in some places

2018-12-21 05:34:51 UTC  

I really don't like the greengrocers where I'm at

2018-12-21 05:35:01 UTC  

has anyone ever eaten a good hotdog before?

2018-12-21 05:35:10 UTC  

the cabbages are tiny, the broccoli is old by the time it's on the shelves

2018-12-21 05:35:12 UTC  

like crisp bun and grilled?

2018-12-21 05:35:20 UTC  

oh yeah baby

2018-12-21 05:35:23 UTC  

Yeah?

2018-12-21 05:35:39 UTC  

I used to work in a downtown area where decent sausages in a bun existed

2018-12-21 05:35:39 UTC  

id probably even eat it with ketchup if it wasnt all so processed

2018-12-21 05:35:42 UTC  

Most hotdogs are hot garbage but I have had good ones