literally "before noon"

or "before middle" or something

I never learned latin, we only speak American here

I like darkness, it's cozy

it's 3 am here

why the hell am i still awake

It took me like 5 years after everyone else to learn to read a clock, so you know you're speaking to an idiot

well you're bilingual so that's better than most of my countrymen

I almost know some Spanish

2.5 languages, nice

but only at certain times

When I remember

Ye, but I also speak with an accent in English, so is it worth it

Sound like a retard speaking English but speak 2 languages or speak only American English, but with a good accent

I know all the languages

Even the alien ones

You are very smart

I will count on you when we're invaded

I know a few choice words from the made up dragon language from Skyrim

get on my level, dweebs

I will never amount to someone so great

I'm gonna piss off now

god needs to sleep

Good night

'night

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

That’s old tho

still tho

never forg8tti

Its not christmas here you fucks

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>not jacking off into your mayonaisse
>in the year of our Lord and Saviour two thousand and soon to be nineteen

this is why we deserve a Caliphate

That's a hurtful word that literally kills people, man

I'm broken and shakeing right here omfg

How can he keep getting away with this?

I'm l i t e r a l l y shaking right now

Also, christmas is 2 weeks away