I had a crush on my science teacher, but I'd never rub one out for him

Lmao.

why would i want to rub out over my teachers,

I had internet access to porn ffs 😛

I prefer to go straight to the main course.

who needs imagination when you have wamen peeing on each other

on video

. . . .

WAMNE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne6nj9AgY7M

Best funky dance

he wins 10/10 would woodcock again

First comment on staying alive spider song. "Y'know, considering the situation the spiders are in, the song is actually appropriate."

Polishing off the ol'knocker.

Munching on the Pie.

Deep diving the forbidden seas.

XD

be a man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmAKfS1q870

rub one out its the champagne of victory "bill bur"

This is... sad.

Love bill bur 🙏

Lolol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByC8sRdL-Ro

Oh yeah

find his HAIKU's

The Haikus are the best

The LA LI LU LE LO?

Look at the Codpiece

Here is a question? Do you guys think we are a game of sims?

A bad game of sims that went wrong

Every game of sims is a bad game of sims

"Codpiece" never heard of that 😂

Uh... it existed for a long time.

how did you live 35 years without learning of codpieces?

Cogpiece is literally the crotch-plate

Face it, guys don't like getting their family jewels smashed unless it is by a pussy.

even then

Fuck, why would I know what a codpiece is

I can tell you're not a jethro tull fan, the lead singer i s a fan of said codpieces

cuz its your arch enemy in the field of battle