It could take a week before the burning subsides.

you mean your dick isn't supposed to burn....?

jk

@GoldenPhoenix Ultimate cause of sex is reproduction. Proximal cause is pleasure. That's why individuals will have lots of sex while trying desperately to avoid pregnancy; both have evolutionary motives

for real yall need to read books

We so decedent here 🍇 🍷 🧀

Was having fun with food fetishes for a while till she decided to.... *Cough.* I never forgave her for that.

💅

i don't read, but i am pretty sure that's similar to what i was saying...

Hot Sauce isn't fun.

yes, but my point was that the "breeding fetish" isn't a fetish because it isn't the sexualization of something non-sexual

Don't worry, I got her back. I turned her around and stuck it in her butt. >.>

but it is the (pleasurization?) of something not pleasurable

So we both were in pain for a week.

Hot sauce in the cooter oof 😭

Hey... revenge.

A dish best served hot.

Coochie. . I would kill my partner if he did that shit to me

that's semantic shift of fetishism, but ok

She did it to me first. >.>... I just returned the favor.

Yrah me too, it's never happen thankfully

Is this TMI Thursday?

Never say never...

I consider anything you have to pay smut artists extra to include in their work a fetish @GoldenPhoenix

its thaco thursday

and i didn't eat no thacos today

upset

Just relabel hot sauce to strawberry.

@Copernicus lol fair enough

I just now realized how much of my smut blogs had to be taken off of tumblr from the porn ban

I can be a evil prankster if I want.

>.>

like, where are my favorite creampie blogs?

they're gone 😭

now we've reached tmi thursday

Furry porn, rather

if by evil prankster you mean linking a bunch of stuff randomly with frequency...

e621

they even removed my missionary-position-for-the-sole-purpose-of-procreation blogs

You wrote them or someone else? @AHeroQuest

NOOOO