i thought about it

but i doubt the pope is sitting in his rome late at night jerking off to photos of ariana grande on some porn actress

but it's nice to think he does

uh. . .

think about palpatine's wrinkly sausage?

general kenobi

hello there

i really want to cut up some cheese and sausage

Update: My privilige score is 35, not 55

it's not like the sore hurts when i eat

no, but now that you mention it i just realized he can electric pee

it's just something to touch

oh jesus i just fucking imagined it

im a bit aroused now too

i mean the whole shocking your balls thing is gay

but

@DaParham wouldn't that mean he also electric cums?

well i doubt cum would be as conductive as pis

@KaptKristianKazak now I really feel the power of the dark side

@R9b1t I mean every time he releases, he turns into a powerhouse.

Palpatine will never get ED

yknow how vader has a bubble he likes to relax in

I'm starting to wish I didn't bring up palpatine

hmm

im starting to wish i didnt know who palpatine was

unlimited powahhh!

erm in other news, https://babylonbee.com/news/more-protective-maga-helmets-now-available-for-trump-supporters-brave-enough-to-go-out-in-public

those are hot

though pricey https://www.ebay.com/i/192651459496?chn=ps

yeah

considering I live near Portland, Oregon. I'd say it's worth it

then again, I'm not a magahat

i could wear it and my friends would be like "okay"

but they wouldnt detest me, only my teachers would

imagine wearing that to class

"you need to take off your hats in class"

"excuse me, what about my korean hat?"

"it's not a hat. it's protective headgear"

^

yeah it's for the malformed brain i developed for buying this

"No, it help me not bump into walls"