Women's March is a lost cause at this point

you should stop stressing about small things

i stress about how catholic priests cant masturbate

im pretty sure they cant

they properly do

considering some diddle kids,

they probably diddle themselves

that's a half-relief

Yeah

relief for whom? you or the priest?

the children

i thought about it

but i doubt the pope is sitting in his rome late at night jerking off to photos of ariana grande on some porn actress

but it's nice to think he does

uh. . .

think about palpatine's wrinkly sausage?

general kenobi

hello there

i really want to cut up some cheese and sausage

Update: My privilige score is 35, not 55

it's not like the sore hurts when i eat

no, but now that you mention it i just realized he can electric pee

it's just something to touch

oh jesus i just fucking imagined it

im a bit aroused now too

i mean the whole shocking your balls thing is gay

but

@DaParham wouldn't that mean he also electric cums?

well i doubt cum would be as conductive as pis

@KaptKristianKazak now I really feel the power of the dark side

@R9b1t I mean every time he releases, he turns into a powerhouse.

Palpatine will never get ED

yknow how vader has a bubble he likes to relax in

I'm starting to wish I didn't bring up palpatine

hmm

im starting to wish i didnt know who palpatine was

unlimited powahhh!

erm in other news, https://babylonbee.com/news/more-protective-maga-helmets-now-available-for-trump-supporters-brave-enough-to-go-out-in-public

those are hot

though pricey https://www.ebay.com/i/192651459496?chn=ps

yeah