Message from @Paradox

Discord ID: 530319509031092224


2019-01-03 09:37:47 UTC  

A trap could be straight or gay

2019-01-03 09:38:13 UTC  

you have a point, but I do still consider her to be my closest friend

2019-01-03 09:38:15 UTC  

Or so you say

2019-01-03 09:38:24 UTC  

Never heard of a friend with benefits?

2019-01-03 09:38:34 UTC  

You are friends but fuck

2019-01-03 09:38:41 UTC  

I actually donated to Timcast, but I don't have any tiers.

2019-01-03 09:38:44 UTC  

you are an idiot

2019-01-03 09:38:45 UTC  

Because I don't use patreon.

2019-01-03 09:39:15 UTC  

Friends with benefits are people who have fulfill each other's sexual desires without any strings attached.

2019-01-03 09:39:36 UTC  

hey dusty~

2019-01-03 09:39:40 UTC  

So in otherwords

2019-01-03 09:39:44 UTC  

It doesn't always work out in the end.

2019-01-03 09:39:47 UTC  

You are friends and you fuck

2019-01-03 09:39:50 UTC  

Got it

2019-01-03 09:39:53 UTC  

BEcause usually one partner or the other develops feelings.

2019-01-03 09:40:07 UTC  

well yea because fucking leads to feelings

2019-01-03 09:40:10 UTC  

I spend more time with my wife than anyone. If we can't change from marriage mode to friend mode every now and then, it gets stressful

2019-01-03 09:40:10 UTC  

always does

2019-01-03 09:40:10 UTC  

Not around here

2019-01-03 09:40:23 UTC  

No... it isn't the sex that developers feelings.

2019-01-03 09:40:23 UTC  

friends with benefits are no longer friends.

2019-01-03 09:40:24 UTC  

People fuck like animals

2019-01-03 09:40:27 UTC  

It is the small things they do.

2019-01-03 09:40:32 UTC  

you'll notice the two extra words as a qualifier.

2019-01-03 09:40:34 UTC  

have you ever thought of say, you and your wife having "me time" atleast like once a week?

2019-01-03 09:40:35 UTC  

with benefits.

2019-01-03 09:40:45 UTC  

that's different @acarson

2019-01-03 09:40:51 UTC  

it's not that we get frustrated with each other

2019-01-03 09:40:54 UTC  

I shit you not, there was this girl in middle school who every period would go the bathroom

2019-01-03 09:40:54 UTC  

like gay marriage isn't marriage, Or a trans man isn't a man.

2019-01-03 09:40:56 UTC  

we enjoy our time together

2019-01-03 09:41:00 UTC  

see how this works?

2019-01-03 09:41:04 UTC  

Short following a guy

2019-01-03 09:41:05 UTC  

or how social justice, isn't justice

2019-01-03 09:41:13 UTC  

They would come back 15 minutes later

2019-01-03 09:41:20 UTC  

At the same time

2019-01-03 09:41:23 UTC  

🤢

2019-01-03 09:41:35 UTC  

but you gotta be able to pal around with your wife and not be in relationship mode all the time

2019-01-03 09:41:35 UTC  

social justice is some bs term made up by the USSR to brainwash stupid professors and "intellectuals" aka USEFUL IDIOTS

2019-01-03 09:41:52 UTC  

are there useful idiots?

2019-01-03 09:41:59 UTC  

or is that an oxymoron?