Message from @GoldenPhoenix
Discord ID: 531661574847332352
mounting an animal
not in THAT way
get out of here, you fuCKING YIFF
I mean
I know some of the people around here would like to
🤣
yiff me daddy
I'd yiff a shark girl
Sue me
Well, he is a hunter after all
baby shark doo doo
Shark hybrid people when
Elon you promised me cat girls
Reeee
mounting baby sharks is tWO CRIMES IN ONE
I would feed a baby shark with a bottle
Because they need some milk
sharks feel weird
they're slimy and sharp at the same time
sharks don't need milk
They are smooth on one side and sharp on the other
@GoldenPhoenix it's a...yolk
Because sharks
Sandpaper skin
Yes I know dad jokes are bad
it's like a cat's tongue if it were dipped in eggs
(sharks have live births, get reckt)
But yee shark scales are water dynamic or whatever
They're made in a way that makes them move super fast
they have "tooth scales" or whatever they're called that are hydrodynamic, yeh
but they're skin is tough
holy shit
that typo tho
fucking THEIR
There*
thei're
😎
Thy'r
ooh
old skool