Message from @EndangeredProdigy

Discord ID: 531661554601558027


2019-01-07 02:31:32 UTC  

My uncle has one upstate

2019-01-07 02:31:38 UTC  

lol

2019-01-07 02:31:41 UTC  

mounting an animal

2019-01-07 02:31:45 UTC  

not in THAT way

2019-01-07 02:31:54 UTC  

get out of here, you fuCKING YIFF

2019-01-07 02:32:00 UTC  

I mean

2019-01-07 02:32:01 UTC  

I know some of the people around here would like to

2019-01-07 02:32:02 UTC  

🤣

2019-01-07 02:32:08 UTC  

yiff me daddy

2019-01-07 02:32:12 UTC  

I'd yiff a shark girl

2019-01-07 02:32:14 UTC  

Sue me

2019-01-07 02:32:15 UTC  

Well, he is a hunter after all

2019-01-07 02:32:24 UTC  

baby shark doo doo

2019-01-07 02:32:26 UTC  

Shark hybrid people when

2019-01-07 02:32:34 UTC  

Elon you promised me cat girls

2019-01-07 02:32:38 UTC  

Reeee

2019-01-07 02:32:41 UTC  

mounting baby sharks is tWO CRIMES IN ONE

2019-01-07 02:32:56 UTC  

I would feed a baby shark with a bottle

2019-01-07 02:33:03 UTC  

Because they need some milk

2019-01-07 02:33:04 UTC  

sharks feel weird

2019-01-07 02:33:12 UTC  

they're slimy and sharp at the same time

2019-01-07 02:33:12 UTC  

sharks don't need milk

2019-01-07 02:33:17 UTC  

they're not mammalian

2019-01-07 02:33:18 UTC  

They are smooth on one side and sharp on the other

2019-01-07 02:33:23 UTC  

@GoldenPhoenix it's a...yolk

2019-01-07 02:33:26 UTC  

Because sharks

2019-01-07 02:33:37 UTC  

Sandpaper skin

2019-01-07 02:33:38 UTC  

Yes I know dad jokes are bad

2019-01-07 02:33:49 UTC  

it's like a cat's tongue if it were dipped in eggs

2019-01-07 02:33:51 UTC  

(sharks have live births, get reckt)

2019-01-07 02:33:55 UTC  

But yee shark scales are water dynamic or whatever

2019-01-07 02:34:06 UTC  

They're made in a way that makes them move super fast

2019-01-07 02:34:16 UTC  

they have "tooth scales" or whatever they're called that are hydrodynamic, yeh

2019-01-07 02:34:22 UTC  

but they're skin is tough

2019-01-07 02:34:25 UTC  

holy shit

2019-01-07 02:34:28 UTC  

that typo tho

2019-01-07 02:34:32 UTC  

fucking THEIR

2019-01-07 02:34:35 UTC  

There*

2019-01-07 02:34:42 UTC  

thei're

2019-01-07 02:34:47 UTC  

😎

2019-01-07 02:34:53 UTC  

Thy'r