No I dunk my face under the faucet

It isn't hard

And I’m weird for thinking that’s stupid

Yeah I don’t have a deep sink

Same thing then

Using your hands to splash water on

Totally

She probably has a different morning method

Makes me wish we had 4 bathrooms

Are you talking about your girlfriend?

lend over the phone before i pull out an exobiology can of beans

Or a Korean foreign exchange student

No the exchange student

Ah

So did your can of beans bulge?

Yeah they don't talk much but it's because they don't wanna seem rude or get into arguments

you ask me @R9b1t ?

Yes

Or is it expired?

If you wanna talk you should just say hey can I ask you something?

it expired like 5 years ago

Then their politeness will force them to talk

Oh well I mean

Yeah you right

Her English isn’t the best, I need to call her her “American” name and then initiate conversation

so ill pull out a exobiology version of a can of beans and throw a pump of it

But then ask small words like eat or want

Or what

What's her American name? Sally?

Joanne

The existence of the state jeopardizes our freedom. But without it pizza rolls would stop being made so I’m kinda at a crossroads

Also she is an exchange student. They only come here if they speak enough to take classes

Could’ve been Anne

Anarchy or pizza rolls

No she’s a hick

She chose a hick name

@mitchell893 is your avatar Chris Chan?

I think autocorrect is forcing me to not understand xom

No

Oh well

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