I have questions lol

I don’t

I dry the water off my face with a separate towel

Anyway I do use a hand towel and also wipe my face with it but only after hands or face has been washed

I don't see why you'd separate it

Hair has some grease so I get that

that expurgated my favorite can of beans

-1 point for her to wipe a toothpasted mouth on the towel

-1 for me to not have disposable cups for water

Well yeah why not rinse your fucking face off before drying it

So we’re at about -2 vs-1

Well yeah I guess she never realized your hands can be cups before

lend over the phone before i rip it right out of existence

It's like the kitchen towel and people get some food shit on their hands and just wipe it on the towel before rinsing their hands off

Imagine using the same towel to dry dishes and dry off your hands

That and sometimes they don’t use soap

No I dunk my face under the faucet

It isn't hard

And I’m weird for thinking that’s stupid

Yeah I don’t have a deep sink

Same thing then

Using your hands to splash water on

Totally

She probably has a different morning method

Makes me wish we had 4 bathrooms

Are you talking about your girlfriend?

lend over the phone before i pull out an exobiology can of beans

Or a Korean foreign exchange student

No the exchange student

Ah

So did your can of beans bulge?

Yeah they don't talk much but it's because they don't wanna seem rude or get into arguments

you ask me @R9b1t ?

Yes

Or is it expired?

If you wanna talk you should just say hey can I ask you something?

it expired like 5 years ago

Then their politeness will force them to talk

Oh well I mean

Yeah you right

Her English isn’t the best, I need to call her her “American” name and then initiate conversation