Message from @Dan V

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2019-01-16 23:06:34 UTC  

u guys nvr no

2019-01-16 23:06:35 UTC  

maybe weaponizing space isn't the best idea

2019-01-16 23:06:43 UTC  

space isis tho

2019-01-16 23:06:53 UTC  

well, someone's gonna weaponize space

2019-01-16 23:07:00 UTC  

MIGHT AS WELL BE MURIcA

2019-01-16 23:07:01 UTC  

and I'd rather it be us than China or Russia

2019-01-16 23:07:01 UTC  

gonna Alluh ackbar their space ships into the white house

2019-01-16 23:07:10 UTC  

MURICA IN SPAcE BITCH

2019-01-16 23:07:22 UTC  

GIT OUTTA HERE COMMIE PIECE OF SHIT

2019-01-16 23:07:30 UTC  

it would be cool if we could live on Mars

2019-01-16 23:07:33 UTC  

before i'm dead

2019-01-16 23:07:43 UTC  

I'd replace my vocal chords with a space marine soundboard

2019-01-16 23:07:47 UTC  

FOR THE EMPEROR

2019-01-16 23:08:01 UTC  

nah fr tho, a space force would be badass

2019-01-16 23:08:07 UTC  

yeah

2019-01-16 23:08:12 UTC  

Space army

2019-01-16 23:08:16 UTC  

Imperial Army

2019-01-16 23:08:26 UTC  

we could be living in a real life space opera soon

2019-01-16 23:08:34 UTC  

we just gotta do one small thing about the progressives

2019-01-16 23:08:38 UTC  

lol

2019-01-16 23:08:56 UTC  

you talking about the PQ (progressive question)?

2019-01-16 23:09:05 UTC  

yeah gas em

2019-01-16 23:09:09 UTC  

dude even the jews are tired of the progressives

2019-01-16 23:09:12 UTC  

we could team up with em

2019-01-16 23:09:14 UTC  

👀

2019-01-16 23:09:16 UTC  

China's created some weapon or something that can destroy almost all of Americas satellites, including Military ones

2019-01-16 23:09:22 UTC  

so thats fun /s

2019-01-16 23:09:32 UTC  

or take them offline

2019-01-16 23:09:34 UTC  

rather

2019-01-16 23:09:43 UTC  

I bet 5 dollars it involves soy sauce

2019-01-16 23:09:59 UTC  

kek

2019-01-16 23:10:01 UTC  

So there I was, putting on my rape shoes, and practicing my sexual harassment pickup lines this morning. I just got done cyberbullying my coworkers. It was time to shave, I yelled at my wife to smile because I demand it, while pinching her butt right after she told me she didn't consent to it. Putting on the shaving cream and thinking about how I can get my son into a fight at the next BBQ, I replaced the worn Gillette brand Mach3 and began to chant "boys will be boys" as I started to shave. Then suddenly my daughter burst into the bathroom holding her phone. As I began to mansplain to her why she isn't smart enough to know my shaving time is my time she showed me the new Gillette ad. I realized how my every view and behavior I've ever held dear was wrong. I'm calling in sick at the toxic masculinity factory today and registering Democrat. Thanks Gillette, now excuse me while I help to impeach.

2019-01-16 23:10:06 UTC  

tldr

2019-01-16 23:10:12 UTC  

Pls read

2019-01-16 23:10:16 UTC  

i will ❤

2019-01-16 23:10:18 UTC  

seen that

2019-01-16 23:15:48 UTC  

probably the fourth time i've seen that meme

2019-01-16 23:17:14 UTC  

I agree... it would be Delicious to watch the left get lost on what to do if Trump out left the left.... "Back in the 90's, I was okay with gays while you were being a Bigot Gillibrand."

2019-01-16 23:17:19 UTC  

XD

2019-01-16 23:17:23 UTC  

gillibrand supported the wahmen's march. opponents should ask her why she decided to align herself with anti-semites