Message from @tac

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2019-01-17 02:04:57 UTC  

Just read the end: World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

2019-01-17 02:05:03 UTC  

The Onion is more on point than MSN or CNN most of the time

2019-01-17 02:05:44 UTC  

Forreal

2019-01-17 02:05:53 UTC  

The onion can be truthful and its sad

2019-01-17 02:06:03 UTC  

Cause the fucking satire writes itself these days

2019-01-17 02:07:15 UTC  

it sure does

2019-01-17 02:07:15 UTC  

Lol

2019-01-17 02:07:27 UTC  

Lmfao

2019-01-17 02:07:29 UTC  

Oh God

2019-01-17 02:07:44 UTC  

Not sure if that is Onion or MSM

2019-01-17 02:08:07 UTC  

Has anyone here tried SJW or Daily Stormer?

2019-01-17 02:09:36 UTC  

I haven't seen anything on Daily Stormer except when they kept trolling (can't remember who it was) by changing their banner to "#1 (whoever it was) fan site"

2019-01-17 02:10:19 UTC  

27 babies dead

2019-01-17 02:10:22 UTC  

Fuck

2019-01-17 02:10:35 UTC  

it's fake ya goof

2019-01-17 02:11:11 UTC  

Good

2019-01-17 02:11:17 UTC  

Because it could be true

2019-01-17 02:11:25 UTC  

What is up my fellow culture war soldiers

2019-01-17 02:11:45 UTC  

@Rouqen Onion or MSM, its hard to tell the differance these days

2019-01-17 02:12:03 UTC  

Imam Tawhidi is the man

2019-01-17 02:12:08 UTC  

r/nottheonion is blooming

2019-01-17 02:12:14 UTC  

he had a great interview with Michael Malice

2019-01-17 02:12:19 UTC  

on Your Welcome

2019-01-17 02:17:35 UTC  

me irl tbh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/535281503706284032/Screen_Shot_2019-01-16_at_8.37.21_PM.png

2019-01-17 02:17:45 UTC  

👏

2019-01-17 02:18:33 UTC  

so apparently the headline i suggested is being put in our school paper

2019-01-17 02:18:44 UTC  

i thought they'd never do it

2019-01-17 02:19:06 UTC  

the story was about two women getting into a fight on campus

2019-01-17 02:19:15 UTC  

so i said make the headline "catfight ends in arrest"

2019-01-17 02:19:24 UTC  

🤷

2019-01-17 02:19:39 UTC  

guess it isn't that offensive

2019-01-17 02:19:54 UTC  

or we'll get complaints soon

2019-01-17 02:21:06 UTC  

Tiger gets arrested for cat call headline

2019-01-17 02:21:32 UTC  

well actually it was someone else's story so nobody will know it was me unless my boss or coworkers admit it

2019-01-17 02:21:39 UTC  

sad thing is I worked with someone who actually did have like 8 or 9 abortions before she was 27....

2019-01-17 02:21:46 UTC  

Lol

2019-01-17 02:22:03 UTC  

The insanity of modern times.