@Misomania not long till they both do that and make up one of their shitty self delusional reasons for it

If my obese fucking lardass of a girlfriend ever said that to me I would take her up on that option

man

wut

sounds like she doesn't let herself travel

***its the world who needs to change not me***

lol

ok enjoy diabeties and heart failure but hey atleast you had your fries under your lard tits

fat and obese are two different things

not to gravity

I like this one

your "needs"

yuke wtf is fatphbia?!!! omg and the gym is probably their gas chamber ughh

lets just get this out there

Vermin Supreme for 2020

if walking up 3 steps leaves you exhausted, and you need to ride a rascal to be able to move... you have a problem larger then your feelings... the feelings of your pallbearers and the people that need to remove your corpse from the either the bed or toliet you die in

It's easier to change the fundamental, primal aesthetic preferences of eight billion people than it is to lose a hundred pounds, don'tcha know

YES @Dr.Wol

all the yard signs have to be in the shape of a boot

Herman Cain 2020

if it takes 8 people to carry your coffin, their feelings > your own

I want him to be the very best president, like no one ever was

didnt the leader of the fat kovment die at like 30 somthing? from heart failure??

didn't he do ok last time around @yearspastmatter

I literally lost 15 KG in 6 months and got abs, but no, SOCIETY MUST CHANGE

As an ex-overweight person, I enjoy laughing at fat people

I was pretty young so I don't know too much about his campaigns but I heard good things about him from people who are older @yearspastmatter

@EndangeredProdigy Only in 2011

how fat were you in the start tho?

By the time the primaries started, he was already done

I had a vicious beergut

aah

beerbellypolarbear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpvHUHlECps

Didn't help that he had a bunch of women come out with sexual assault allegations against him

Champs

of course

Lol diet coke