str8thot

it's like we are ants to a sun really, and just getting near them is enough to burn us

lend over the phone before i pull out an exobiological can of beans

tfw no daddy cthulu

ear gauges are stupid

i agree

😭

men who get them are just stupid

@.Not Sean is that the guy that needs to be slept or he will end the universe?

I think

women who get them are pitiable

Who's your favorite Elder God?

Mine's probably Yog-Sothoth.

the other day i was wondering why lightning exists. then it struck me

Boethia

Fuck off. Ban yourself with that. I am shocked @Xombii

I was walking around the other day thinking "Why does a frisbee get bigger the closer it gets?" And then it hit me

geddit

i know that joke just sparked in my head one day

😛

I quit my job at the helium gas factory

Cuz i refused to be spoken to in the way i was

About the Drum Man VS MAGA Kid: Ultimate Showdown...

😆<:VeRiFiEd:463064374236413962> 👌🔥

Phillips (Native American Drum Man) claims to have served as a Marine in the Vietnam War. He claims he joined the military at 17 years old. He was born in 1955, so that would put us at 1972.

The last Marine Combat Unit left Vietnam in 1971.

@Rouqen in the proper cthulu mythos isn't it that he cannot actually wake, and that just by nudging him enough to make him do anything at all is everything needed to make that terrible stuff happen.

well yes

Eldritch beast do that

But if it wakes

It is fucked

What do u think is THE real reason why this culture war exist?

as in if any elder god took even an unconsicious notice of humans then we instantly vanish

<:LVA:463089670520045579>

per lovecraft lore

Except for Nyarly.

He messes with us on purpose.

I say it's because those who used to control the narrative are losing control

ok

kek @Bookworm

He is fucking great

ok z will do

.not z