why not just create one big dyson sphere?

What if I write a fictional story where I'm not a huge massive loser?

need resource

we can't make dyson spheres

we need to conquer two system to make a dyson sphere

eventually all the things will come out of sync

but CNN said we could, you saying they're spreading fake news?

The materials exist on Earth, just requires to build it piece by piece, till we manage to finally anchor a solar panel space ring to our planet, using it as a staging point for further manned exploration of our solar system.

and crash into each other

we need hivemind

need to build zigurat

y not just imagine a dyson sphere and use the imaginary energy collected?

People are already experimenting with the idea of space elevators.

in the end there'll be a thin layer of powerised debris around the planet/sun

Yeah dude, we just got to manage to anchor it

Just use them to build the ring.

why not work the human race to extinction by transforming Earth into a giant rocket-propelled space-ship?

first we need to clean the space around Earth

before make a ring

https://www.gaia.com/article/japan-space-elevator

cause we are already a giant speacship

Can we clean the space around earth using gay sex like in south Park?

and earth is flat

Four to Five space elevators connected to a ring would be good enough. As long as it keeps the ring from deviating on its path and colliding with Earth.

the earth isn't flat, it's banana shaped

Like a spoke wheel.

Yeah, just four or five is enough

and we didn't land on the moon

The earth is flat, but space is round.

Maybe six if we need it... Maybe

what if,

Leftists not having children and having gay sex

Is them secretly protecting us from overpopulation with time-traveling goo-backs?

Earth isn't round

but sphearical

So, as the earth rests on space....it curves.

seee?

No

It could also be used to connect our continents together, using high speed rails on the ring orbiting our planet.

the earth isn't akchully spherical

so...earth is fat

it's an obilate spheroid

Take the space elevator, travel by high speed rail, reach destination and take space elevator back down to Earth.