Ngl

Maddie is a ngl

Ngl ngl ngl

I have a good job & it came with a good healthcare package. But I want to automate healthcare.

hell yeah

oh that's a new one

Automation would make it cheaper.

Automate

ya, automated prostate exams sound fun, no homo

yep

I worked for a company that automated blood donations... They were really specific about who's contracted to work on their software

Private ambulances?

Machine is always good

Also. I want to breed plants that absorb more CO2 per cubic meter of occupied space.

>be burger
>get in accident
>have to take ambulance
>have to pay out the ass for the ride

they won't seize the means of production XD

@Jero-Kun are you attracted to plants? Is that why you want to breed them?

Ikr

I'm pizza, thank you very much.

Ideally you can reject the ride

I'd tell you what I want to breed, but that might not be appropriate

And they’ll be like “okay yeah sure you’re funeral.”

@BlueAndBlack wait you like Plant GIrls?

Then they leave

Uh...

@BlueAndBlack no no no, not breed with them, oversee the brave new world.

Wut?

Out of all of the Emergency Response Services, I think we don’t hate on ambulance drivers enough

u guys are getting into weird plant tentacle shit here...

@Maddie only ambulance ride I've taken was paid for by the girl who hit me's insurance.

Plant GIrls are not good you know... Dog Girls are

Huh

Well the problem with plant girls is they aren’t stiff

feels good to go to the doctor or hospital and not have to pay a dime while at the same time paying less taxes than americans 😎

Think of gardivore because you could tear that in half

Why, do you not have much income?

Nurhadi-Aldo for presidency XD

But you pay taxes into the hospital 🤔

ya, but at the same time, you're not actually even considered a country

@Maddie Australia also has public health care and you know damn well that's not true, they pay for a portion of certain necessary things

I pay roughly 20% of my paycheck.