Well it’s only gay if they have a dick

im a lesbian that has a dadbod

????

hue hueee

it's only gay if they don't say no homo

It's gay if you don't say "no homo" after

^

What if i sexually identify as your credit card number and my pronouns are the 3 digit security code on the back

I'm switching bank accounts then

You're gonna get a lot of debt

Dont misgender me bigot

sure, use my credit card then

Ze xir zo xum i smell the tears of cis scum

won't stop me from canceling it

EXcuSe mE ItS MaAm

ITS MAAM

@Maddie You be you, I hope you find love, and for all those stalkers I recommend 7.62x39

_pushes over display rack_ ITS MAN

I use debit

i didn't know my credit card was this big 😉

_Grabs shirt_ It's Alpha

I didn’t know my credit card had a pussy

wait, if Maddie is my credit card, can I use her to buy things

that's a bit heavy to carry around though, .22 LR would work just fine

👅

aim for the kneecaps

@Khanclansith im not even allowed to use pepper spray to defend myself this is canada

Geezus

you've got fists

They tiny

get implants like a skunk

And canadians aren't citizens, they are subjects

Just apologize

Sorry for being white

There you go

What did you break a finger?

Huh

What are you chinese

No my index has never been straight

On both hands