Message from @Skeptisk
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As of Saturday January 26, he was still alive.
yeah there's nothing in the news about him
did they ask him
he might be dead and he just doesn't know
i'm sure someone is on their way to check
Mortally challenged?
"Dead" is an offensive term please refrain from using it
_checks mortal privilege_
Exactly
is dead an offensive term for skeletons tho?
DON'T SAY THAT
No, skeletons has reached their perfect BMI
*you have summoned the skeleton army*
They're called PEOPLE OF BONES
best end of the world scenario
i also wonder sometimes
Vampires have been marginalized for so long
if vampires existed
would the left have defended their right?
probably
We must finance a social program to make sure vampires can drink blood
blood donations are obligatory under left goverment
But wouldn't that be pretty offensive to vampire culture?
Vampires are Sanguinemally Challenged
Anyone wanna BLOOD-SWAP me?
lel old woman drinking the blood of the young to gain their youth
~~Hillary Clinton~~
Where can I donate
wouldnt surprise me
Im in ny, please pay me for my blood
i wonder if it might have any effect tho
The average lifetime of a bloodcell isn't years.... So, transfusing blood to gain youth is stupid.
i mean it probably does
no but the cells are actually better
Well 25 is when the body starts dying
so it kind of makes sense
due to the fact that the pluripotential cell in the bone marrow have undergoed less mitosis
i guess it might works