https://en.mediamass.net/people/sean-connery/deathhoax.html

As of Saturday January 26, he was still alive.

yeah there's nothing in the news about him

did they ask him

he might be dead and he just doesn't know

i'm sure someone is on their way to check

Mortally challenged?

"Dead" is an offensive term please refrain from using it

_checks mortal privilege_

Exactly

is dead an offensive term for skeletons tho?

DON'T SAY THAT

No, skeletons has reached their perfect BMI

*you have summoned the skeleton army*

They're called PEOPLE OF BONES

best end of the world scenario

i also wonder sometimes

Vampires have been marginalized for so long

if vampires existed

would the left have defended their right?

Yes...

probably

We must finance a social program to make sure vampires can drink blood

blood donations are obligatory under left goverment

But wouldn't that be pretty offensive to vampire culture?

Vampires are Sanguinemally Challenged

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/young-blood-transfusion-new-york-clinic-730099/

Anyone wanna BLOOD-SWAP me?

lel old woman drinking the blood of the young to gain their youth

~~Hillary Clinton~~

Where can I donate

wouldnt surprise me

Im in ny, please pay me for my blood

i wonder if it might have any effect tho

The average lifetime of a bloodcell isn't years.... So, transfusing blood to gain youth is stupid.

i mean it probably does

no but the cells are actually better

Well 25 is when the body starts dying

so it kind of makes sense

due to the fact that the pluripotential cell in the bone marrow have undergoed less mitosis

i guess it might works