Message from @.Not Sean

Discord ID: 538870937031016451


2019-01-26 23:57:10 UTC  

No, skeletons has reached their perfect BMI

2019-01-26 23:57:12 UTC  

*you have summoned the skeleton army*

2019-01-26 23:57:19 UTC  

They're called PEOPLE OF BONES

2019-01-26 23:57:23 UTC  

best end of the world scenario

2019-01-26 23:57:55 UTC  

i also wonder sometimes

2019-01-26 23:57:59 UTC  

Vampires have been marginalized for so long

2019-01-26 23:57:59 UTC  

if vampires existed

2019-01-26 23:58:10 UTC  

would the left have defended their right?

2019-01-26 23:58:18 UTC  

Yes...

2019-01-26 23:58:22 UTC  

probably

2019-01-26 23:58:57 UTC  

We must finance a social program to make sure vampires can drink blood

2019-01-26 23:59:16 UTC  

blood donations are obligatory under left goverment

2019-01-26 23:59:19 UTC  

But wouldn't that be pretty offensive to vampire culture?

2019-01-26 23:59:26 UTC  

Vampires are Sanguinemally Challenged

2019-01-26 23:59:59 UTC  

Anyone wanna BLOOD-SWAP me?

2019-01-27 00:00:10 UTC  

lel old woman drinking the blood of the young to gain their youth

2019-01-27 00:00:22 UTC  

~~Hillary Clinton~~

2019-01-27 00:00:29 UTC  

Where can I donate

2019-01-27 00:00:33 UTC  

wouldnt surprise me

2019-01-27 00:00:43 UTC  

Im in ny, please pay me for my blood

2019-01-27 00:00:45 UTC  

i wonder if it might have any effect tho

2019-01-27 00:01:00 UTC  

The average lifetime of a bloodcell isn't years.... So, transfusing blood to gain youth is stupid.

2019-01-27 00:01:00 UTC  

i mean it probably does

2019-01-27 00:01:13 UTC  

no but the cells are actually better

2019-01-27 00:01:46 UTC  

Well 25 is when the body starts dying

2019-01-27 00:01:52 UTC  

so it kind of makes sense

2019-01-27 00:01:52 UTC  

due to the fact that the pluripotential cell in the bone marrow have undergoed less mitosis

2019-01-27 00:02:51 UTC  

i guess it might works

2019-01-27 00:02:56 UTC  

a little

2019-01-27 00:03:24 UTC  

unless you get a transfusion of a different type kek

2019-01-27 00:03:44 UTC  

Mouth-injection?

2019-01-27 00:03:54 UTC  

na different blood type

2019-01-27 00:04:10 UTC  

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2019-01-27 00:04:13 UTC  

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2019-01-27 00:04:51 UTC  

a gerontocracy without the pleasantries

2019-01-27 00:05:22 UTC  

You guys wanna know something weird?

2019-01-27 00:05:33 UTC  

Alzheimer's is just gum disease

2019-01-27 00:05:46 UTC  

what

2019-01-27 00:05:46 UTC  

eh

2019-01-27 00:06:01 UTC  

the gum bacteria may be responsible