Message from @Skeptisk

Discord ID: 538869511810580480


2019-01-26 23:40:31 UTC  

The only president of Venezuela I will ever recognize, is ***BERNIE SANDERS***

2019-01-26 23:40:57 UTC  

Colonel Sanders 2020

2019-01-26 23:41:19 UTC  

Make Chicken Spicy Again

2019-01-26 23:41:50 UTC  

100%

2019-01-26 23:46:42 UTC  

lel

2019-01-26 23:47:04 UTC  

let me check that news

2019-01-26 23:48:05 UTC  

oh that name rings a bell let me check who is that colonel

2019-01-26 23:49:11 UTC  

https://twitter.com/politiinnlandet/status/1089290606659203072 OTTA, 23.04: Passenger car drove around with a cart in tow as there was a tub up there. Probably an expensive affair for the driver, as the police report the case. (sorry for poor translation)

2019-01-26 23:50:56 UTC  

Ohhh he is part of the military leaders

2019-01-26 23:51:29 UTC  

Ohhh nooo

2019-01-26 23:51:34 UTC  

RIP Sean Connery

2019-01-26 23:52:02 UTC  

shit

2019-01-26 23:52:05 UTC  

that was unexpected

2019-01-26 23:54:17 UTC  

As of Saturday January 26, he was still alive.

2019-01-26 23:54:23 UTC  

yeah there's nothing in the news about him

2019-01-26 23:54:29 UTC  

did they ask him

2019-01-26 23:54:45 UTC  

he might be dead and he just doesn't know

2019-01-26 23:55:00 UTC  

i'm sure someone is on their way to check

2019-01-26 23:55:03 UTC  

Mortally challenged?

2019-01-26 23:56:00 UTC  

"Dead" is an offensive term please refrain from using it

2019-01-26 23:56:19 UTC  

_checks mortal privilege_

2019-01-26 23:56:26 UTC  

Exactly

2019-01-26 23:56:48 UTC  

is dead an offensive term for skeletons tho?

2019-01-26 23:57:01 UTC  

DON'T SAY THAT

2019-01-26 23:57:10 UTC  

No, skeletons has reached their perfect BMI

2019-01-26 23:57:12 UTC  

*you have summoned the skeleton army*

2019-01-26 23:57:19 UTC  

They're called PEOPLE OF BONES

2019-01-26 23:57:23 UTC  

best end of the world scenario

2019-01-26 23:57:55 UTC  

i also wonder sometimes

2019-01-26 23:57:59 UTC  

Vampires have been marginalized for so long

2019-01-26 23:57:59 UTC  

if vampires existed

2019-01-26 23:58:10 UTC  

would the left have defended their right?

2019-01-26 23:58:18 UTC  

Yes...

2019-01-26 23:58:22 UTC  

probably

2019-01-26 23:58:57 UTC  

We must finance a social program to make sure vampires can drink blood

2019-01-26 23:59:16 UTC  

blood donations are obligatory under left goverment

2019-01-26 23:59:19 UTC  

But wouldn't that be pretty offensive to vampire culture?

2019-01-26 23:59:26 UTC  

Vampires are Sanguinemally Challenged