donald trump needs to announce he is a woman

becoming the first female president

Didn't Trump joke he could call himself a woman and be the first woman president??

the thing is, he really **could**

i dunno if he did i just know it's a long time joke on the donald

she can run as transpecies reptillian?

mark zuckerberg VP

no that was just a viral fake tweet meme

Double Whammy - Dad sends photo of his computer to show me a photo of his phone that he has taken with a digital camera to ask if he has downloaded the correct Uber app. (Bonus: ridiculous background image.)

he didn't actually make that joke

at least I don't think so

https://youtu.be/FQiFfRLVdgE

look that up it funny : Double Whammy - Dad sends photo of his computer to show me a photo of his phone that he has taken with a digital camera to ask if he has downloaded the correct Uber app. (Bonus: ridiculous background image.)

execute everyone who takes a photo of their computer screen? @Xombii

yea

Did everyone hear that Kamala Whorris slept her way to the top?

yes but i haven't been fucked to read any of the articles

"Patton Oswalt said the worst thing about Cosby was that he was a hypocrite and I disagree with that. I think the worst thing was the raping."

I hate my cat. He always wants the places I'm using at the moment

oh, yeah, nice: "Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken" comes later today 😃 😃

the cat will probably run infront of a car tbh

This is freaking cool!

https://twitter.com/universal_sci/status/1089393357493886978

Welp, every other Discord I'm in is dead, so I will join this channel.

I don't know guys5

You can't just say things and expect people to believe you

well, at least its a nice ass warmer

@Dusty Morgan that one is a classic, but i gotta pull the old "seen it on reddit"

I love science.

Is slightly unreasonable whoever did it just lets it drop on the floor

Even more, applied science.

apply those coils to attack chinese battleships with molten lead?

You'd need too much power

that's what the Rick and Morty viewers are for

maga

Also, it'd be like, okay Chinese warship, just say right there for like an hour or so whilst we microwave your ship

That's right, just... Yep... There

Xie Xie

end the chinese rightly by unscrewing and throwing the pommel at them

@BlueAndBlack or rather, portable energy system and a magnetic attachment to the armor of the enemy? maybe even setup as a mine?

pommel launchers are clearly the future