i'm more shocked about the fact it saids ADVERAGE

you don't even pronounce a D in there

even that wouldn't make sense

the average employed british individual earns £27.6k

noooo, britain as a nation earns it! 😛

y'all uninflated

Im just one Briton and I earn more than that 😛

wack

thats cuz you're a wacka

wacka cracka

sorry ill tone down my racial language

https://tenor.com/view/wack-whack-pissed-gif-13146404

wack

this is gold tho

context = they found a "weapon stash" .. which was basically just a bike wheel

a bike wheel is a weapon now?

technically everything is a weapon if you sling at someones head

ban assault microwaves

anything to give the gov the authority to basically take anything you own and claim its a weapon

Ban Assault Printer Paper

https://twitter.com/BloombergTV/status/1093174426772885505?s=20

California brothers

Grass got freezed

cronchy grass

you saying hell froze over? 😉

https://youtu.be/2uv1_dB7P9A

God i love Chad and TJ

They went so deep

you've got to fight...
for your right...

huhu

Gotta say, the SOTU is having a better impression on the public than I could possibly have imagined.

Oh

Any idea which points of the speech got the best response?

> it was epic, so I was super stoked

> I was so amped on chugging with my boys

Ok, this is epic

https://twitter.com/Malevolent_USB/status/1092868283798298624

i wish there was a way to dislike tweets

american patriotism looks borderline creepy from the outside though

but i guess that's what you need to make for a lack of culture and history

new eyepatch